When I turn into a Lizard, do I get a cloaca? Do I get a magnicifent tail?
Don't believe this shit!
What they don't tell you:
- the erection works on female genitalia only
- you are a lizard only long enough to awkwardly shed your skin then turn right back
- you actually have to consume 5 litres of jizz to produce that 1 litre
Think before you moss!
Who's gonna tell Zucc that it only works on organic beings?
Hitler when he's in Nazi hell
One liter! That would require his balls to be at least 12.4 cm in diameter.
He better stay hydrated!
Each individual ball would actually be about 9.85cm, assuming they're both the same size.
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=diameter+of+a+0.5L+sphere+in+centimeters
True if the goal is for the total volume should be 1 liter but men switch between balls for each ejaculation.
So the total volume should be 2 liters for it to work in our fantasy world where everything comes from the balls.
Wait what? We switch?
The balls would be normal size because they don't produce semen, just the negligable volume that consists of the actual sperm cells.
That's why it's still possible to ejaculate normally after getting a vasectomy. Well, normally other than the normal degree of fertility.
According to Wikipedia, jizz is 2-5% sperm by volume. Assuming the mean of 3.5, that's still a 3.2cm sphere of sperm; add all the supportive tissue and germ cells surrounding it (which make up the majority of testicular volume) and that would definitely be larger than the typical 5×2×3cm ellipsoid.
You are totally correct, but I don't let facts interfere with a good shit post (or semen post in this case).
How does one do the math on this?
volume is 4/3πr^3^
I'm not going suffer my phone keyboard further for zuccs balls.
I just brute forced with some values https://www.omnicalculator.com/math/sphere-volume
The correct way is to isolate v and solve for r
That's right. More cum than you can imagine.
Thats a challenging thought, and a challenge only the brave accept.
After the his eyes went wondering I'm glad to finally say he's just a man
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