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[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was in a locker room three months ago minding my own business when this oddly looking guy next to me struck up a conversation. He looked old and incredibly skinny, but you could tell his face was younger. Maybe it's a skin condition like Ehlers-Danlos, I thought.

Well, the guy was in his early thirties and said the reason for his condition was that he had been recently freed by a cartel. He had been kidnapped for years, kept without food or proper hygiene, basically working as a slave. And then he showed me a picture of himself from three years ago on his phone. He has the incredible phisique of a Greek god, beautiful face, with a six pack and well developed muscles. And there he was, skinny, thin as a pencil and with loose, aged skin.

He recounted how he had used his smarts to survive. He had been forced to kidnap others, forged friendships with his captors and even made important suggestions to the leaders to create alliances with other cartels. He was damn good at the job making people fall into the trap, schmoosing the right people and getting out of situations. He said he was honestly one of the best they had, according to him.

He went on about how he had been tortured, kept in a cellar, worked tirelessly from dawn til dusk, and then released one day. And then he told me he he still had friends in the cartel to this day.

That's when I found a break 20 minutes in of this guy trauma dumping on me and I noped the fuck out of there with some bullshit excuse. Never in my life have I ever been so scared, sad, sorry and flabbergasted of someone recounting their life story.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I hate conversation hostages. They just dont let you exit, and don't really care if you're listening. I can understand their loneliness, but christ they need to develop the skills of: a) summarize your bullshit, and b) gauge my reaction to see if I'm interested.

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[-] gnarly@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

My eye doctor murdered his boss's wife and waited on the couch beside her corpse for him to get home. He got beaten the shit out of before he could kill his boss and the cops arrested him shortly after the beating.

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[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Working in IT, I see far too many of your passwords, and you suck at passwords.

With that being said, if you use Windows and your hard drive isn't encrypted, it is ridiculously easy for me to break into your account, access all of your files and take full control of your computer.... Provided I can get physical access to it.

Stop using the same passwords for everything. Do you want to get "hacked" because that's how you get "hacked". Disclaimer, this isn't hacking, it's social engineering attacks with extra steps. The people trying to exploit you and steal your accounts put little to no effort into getting your stuff specifically. You just happened to get caught in their net.... Good luck, you're fucked.

Probably should have had a backup, and used a password manager huh?

Also it's ridiculously easy to lock yourself out of your own accounts by enabling 2FA/MFA. Most people have zero idea what is even involved in 2FA/MFA and the vast majority do everything in their power to turn it off. They would rather expose their account to the risk of it being taken over by some scammer, than be bothered to enter a six-digit code sometimes.

The reality is, as an admin, I can, with a fair amount of ease, monitor everything you do, when you do it and for how long you do it. The only reasons I don't is that 1. I'm pretty sure there are laws about it (but you'd have to prove I did it to have those laws enforced... GL, YF.) 2. Morally it's "wrong" to do so. And last but not least, I wouldn't give a single shit about what you do with your computer, whether it's a work machine, or personal system. Just don't make it my problem and we'll get along splendidly.

Also, the number of you people who use company laptops and cellphones for your personal correspondence and/or your only computer/phone is kinda ridiculous. Understand this: any company assets, and all the data held within, are wholly, immediately, irrevocably and perpetually, property of the company. So any texts, including sexts, dick pics, nudes, lude messages, personal banking info, emails sent to you personally,... All the data that is sent to, and stored on, the device that work provided to you, is property of the company.

Given that, and what I've seen when these devices are ripped from your hands when you inevitably leave the position, whether voluntarily or not, you all should be more ashamed of yourselves.

Y'all need Jesus or something. IDK, I don't believe in the guy, but you need something to straighten you out. Holy fuck.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I am a patron to several ancient and eldritch nature deities.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I'm as surprised as you are.

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[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

I knew someone whose death was ruled a suicide. I also know their roommate wasn't where they said they were the night it allegedly happened.

And that's all I know.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

That's not about you. Tell me about who you've embalmed.

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[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I depersonalize and can barely taste, smell, or feel pain

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[-] Taewyth@jlai.lu 11 points 1 month ago

Just a few

  • a childhood friend and neighbour got killed by his mother, his sister managed to flee the scene and call the cops
  • my elementary school's director got arrested for paedophilia, he killed himself in his cell before getting judged
  • my sister in law died in her sleep less than a meter away from me (a wall was between us still) and my partner and I were the ones to find her, I've had to call and tell her parents
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[-] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I beat somebody into a coma with their own gun.

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[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I'm a 51-year-old married man, and I have owned multiple online girls jn BDSM relationships over the past 4 years. I've controlled their food and what they wear. I've had then send me videos of them spanking and hurting themselves at my my direction. My wife has no idea about any of it.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

So you cheat on your wife and force young women to self injure? That's not really very nice at all.

[-] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 13 points 1 month ago

I agree with your comment, but he's here to give you what you wanted: scary and unsettling. This is the dude who understood the assignment.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's fine, but cheating on your wife isn't nice and I'm going to say so, and neither is abusing much younger women. Young women have been murdered in violent BDSM relationships. It's honestly toxic in my opinion. Which I know isn't popular, but also don't groom young women and cheat on your wife.

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[-] Trilobite@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When I was a kid I found a bunch of puppies that had been skinned alive, I think I scared off whoever was doing it, one was half skinned and still alive and there was another one that had not been gotten to yet

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