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submitted 3 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

There are only two kinds of books that are truly loved - those pristine and undamaged, and those which look like they've been through the apocalypse

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[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago

You don't memorize the page number, you just sort of remember where you are and find it

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago
[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Me whenever lose my bookmark thinking it's the worst thing to happen to me, my book is ruined, and then I find my exact spot in 6.4 seconds.

[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago

I'm lawful evil. But I think they mixed up neutral evil and chaotic evil.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Me too, and this is the only alignment chart where I’m lawful and I don’t like it.

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[-] FireTower@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

Tear the page you're on out and keep it in your pocket to look back to when you need to start again and you can find the page # on the torn out page. /S

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 months ago

Tear each page out as you read them. You'll always open the book to the page you're on

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Calm down, Satan

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 21 points 3 months ago

Chaotic Evil would be ripping out every page you've read.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Hey Satan, nice to hear from you! Welcome to the chat!

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago

ebook is the only way to guarantee I can read the book. page material and gloss, layout, spacing, kerning, etc. can all combine in various ways to make me inexplicably unable to read or have a really hard time reading where I have to focus really hard on each letter rather than each sentence. Oled has made is possible for me to read large bodies of text on phones but for full books I always go for the eink.

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[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 3 months ago

Just a reminder that you shouldn't put plants in your book – seriously, that can ruin the paper.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

You're right, plant material is going to decompose if there is any trace of humidity in the air and there goes your page... I just stick a thin slice of smoked ham in there

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

You can laminate leafs if you really want to keep having that fall theme going

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[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Burning the page you just finished reading so you can read the next page, while standing there in a dark labyrinth ~~where a minotaur is lurking~~.

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[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I use the dust jacket flap.

[-] mlfh@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I throw dust jackets away immediately, because I think they're an abomination and books look and feel better without them. And then I dog-ear the pages because it gives them character.

I must be extra chaotic extra evil.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

I throw them away because I will tear them, the tears will catch on my hands, and it will slide half-off at the worst possible time.

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Guess I'm chaotic good. Library gives a receipt for checked out books and even puts it in the book, so I just use that.

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[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago
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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago

Chaotic good gang checking in.

[-] Claymore@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

My library gives out paper due-date receipts, so its was meant to be.

[-] Xoriff@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Chaotic war-crime: dog-ear where you make the fold exactly big enough so it points to the line you left off on.

Yes I did this sometimes as a kid and I still feel bad for the librarians who had to see the devastation I wrought.

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[-] MissingInteger@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Okay, and where is throwing the book aside and remembering the page, and when you inevitably forget where you were, just starting from the last place you vaguely remember?

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Chaotic Good, or I'm just listening to an audio book.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

I fold dog ears everywhere, in variable sizes. The bigger the dog ear, the more important the passage.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

TIL I'm both chaotic good and lawful evil

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[-] Godort@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

I guess I'm chaotic good when I'm not just listening to audiobooks, but I like to find a Magic card that fits the general vibe of the book.

For example, I chose Lost in a Labyrinth for House of Leaves

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[-] Dvixen@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Chaotic good. I have bookmarks, I just forget to use them.

I have a very old book (published in 1794) that has leaves, spiders, some writing, as well as fire and water damage. Not worth anything in the condition it's in, but it's mine and I love it. I've always wanted to know why there were spiders in it, but I'm thankful it's not bound in human leather.

Save for a few I bought second hand, and the first book I ever owned (I managed to have it signed by the author 20 years later) the rest of my books look like they are fresh off a bookstore shelf.

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[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Book Darts are the way. The only way. (That's a "sentence pointer" made out of copper. It's archival quality, so it won't damage your book, even if you leave it there for a very long time.)

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I read books to read what's inside them, not to save them forever as objects. So chaotic evil it is. Unless there is a receipt handy.

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[-] marius@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago

Right now I actually use my eBook as a boommark for my paper book. What category is that?

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

And then there is Billy Boyd's method, which is so evil it is off the chart.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 3 months ago

I have done it all except leaving it face down

I used an eraser to keep track of it, had a bookmark that I used, and I actually used a pencil to keep track of where the sentence was, and don't even ask me about Adam Smith's wealth of nations where I quite literally did math on the pages with the charts and scribbled page numbers to keep track of shit

[-] Hazmatastic@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Chaotic Good +, I usually end up making a bookmark at my desk by folding and taping paper or a post-it

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago

I use old Christmas cards:-)🎄

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Small post-it notes

That way when I get distracted by another book, I can leave the mark right there. Considering I'm always "in the middle of" at least five books, this is the best solution I've found.

[-] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

I use old Zimbabwean money.

[-] chetradley@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I'm not represented here. My two go-to's are powering through to the next chapter so I don't have to remember the page number, even though it's way too late, or using whatever random shit I can find to wedge into the book. Most recently it was a can of bullets.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

What's neutral+neutral evil+chaotic good?

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