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[-] rubythulhu 162 points 1 year ago

there are 8 logic gates in a byte

uh. no? a logic gate isn’t a bit. you can store a single bit with a pair of not gates to make a flip flop, but the core logic here is flawed

[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 84 points 1 year ago

Right? Even if it weren't, this only calculates how many crabs it would take to store Doom, not run it.

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 year ago

No mention of fps or latency, authors clearly not gamers.

Imagine some Smash Bros players who get pissy about 16.6ms playing on a CrabCPU with 13s latency...

[-] DudePluto@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Authors never said anything about gaming, the tweet did

[-] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

With over sixteen billion crabs involved, I'm sure the latency would be measured in years.

[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Of course they're not gamers, they have brains.

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

smash keys spend 15:30 delay in processing to go make tendies and hunny mussy return in time to watch mayhem ensue

I see no downsides to this.

[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 43 points 1 year ago

Q: So what do you do for a living?

A: “I am only the greatest scientist of our age, harnessing the computational might of soldier crabs! While others tinker with mere circuits, I've unlocked the organic potential of crustacean logic gates. The future, my friend, isn't in machines, but in the scuttle of millions of tiny legs! Mwahahaha!”

[-] Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 15 points 1 year ago
[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Scientist answer is part by Chatgpt. Maybe i should have enabled wolfram.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 31 points 1 year ago

Everything returns to crabs, as it must

[-] Mischala@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Brb working on rust backend to compile to crabs.

[-] roon@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 year ago

Is this rust?

[-] panggul_mas@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

There's a great scifi book that has a computer that's run on ants as logic gates. It's slow as fuck but has enough processing power to run an AI.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's also one that is about how the entire earth is actually just a very powerful computer that calculates what's the question to the answer of the meaning of life.

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

After spending a couple decades on this planet it’s clear that the dolphins and mice really are the smart ones.

[-] Whey_Isolate 10 points 1 year ago
[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Yea it’s this one. The evolved spider people used them in their equivalent of information age

Also I think something very similar happened in the 3 Body Problem trilogy at some point

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Also I think something very similar happened in the 3 Body Problem trilogy at some point

Trisolarians apparently at some point formed a computer out of the members of their species in order to try to predict the Chaotic Eras, it was presented as experiment to the humans in trisolarian VR game, that was very close to the beginning of the book.

[-] eltimablo@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

-+- OUT OF CHEESE -+-

[-] Caspase8@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Reminds me of the "computer" they made using 30 million soldiers signalling to each other with flags in the book the Three Body Problem

[-] BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Came here to mention the trisolaran computer! Ngl I'm still unclear on the point of the whole virtual trisolaris.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago

UAC now stands for United Aerospace Crab

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I thought it should be User Access Crab

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Crabs are Turing complete now? I gotta get me an STD!

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Cray Fish Computer Corporation. I always wondered what powered these old super computers.

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Now I'm thinking why they called that chess one Deep Blue...

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