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submitted 3 months ago by pirating@lemmy.world to c/dnd@lemmy.world

What's your favorite insult to use when casting Vicious Mockery?

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[-] salvaria 31 points 3 months ago
[-] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[-] salvaria 5 points 3 months ago

Oh my god, I've watched that before but I never noticed the "are you winning son" reference! lmao thanks for reminding me of the music video too, it's excellent

[-] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

YW! I just found it. So good. This guy has a couple of bangers!

[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Can't you just tell us what it is and not send us to YouTube?

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

Dude it's a complete music video and you need the context. But since you asked:

"You're a short muthafucker and nobody likes you. Everybody says 'look how fuckin short that guy is' and it stops you from forming meaningful relationships. When you were born everybody thought you were just a head, but then the doctor said 'wait this tiny fuckin short-ass baby got a tiny little body and I hate it' " persistent flute music

But ya know, lemme give you one of my favorite vicious mockery

You're a whiny bitch that complains when people contribute to the conversation in a format you don't like and everyone is too polite to tell you that your presence drags down every conversation you're a part of. The world would be slightly more enriched if you would just shut your goddamn mouth for five seconds and appreciate people for what they bring to the table.

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

“Your attack lands and absolutely shatters the mind of OP. You perceive the OP was so whiney because it was a child.”

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I loot the body

[-] EmoPolarbear@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

It's a whole experience not just a line. It's a link to a Tom cardy video where he sings about vicious mockering a short guy so hard he dies.

[-] mememuseum@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

"You're too ugly to get head at a glory hole."

[-] pirating@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Holy crap, that's really good.

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Something something elderberries something done to death Monty Python.

There someone said it so now no one else has to.

[-] pirating@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks for taking one for the team.

this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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