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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by GuelphOnTwoWheels@guelph.social to c/bikecommuting@lemmy.ml
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[-] TherapyGary 31 points 1 month ago

One time I was biking on a residential road and slowed down to enter a roundabout, and the driver behind me laid on the horn, so I stopped my bike in the middle of the lane and turned my head to face him.

He opened his door, so I stood up and laid my bike down.

He stayed behind his open car door and said

you're lucky I don't have my glock on me

and I responded

You could just hit me with your car

And he just gently got back in his car without saying anything else (and did not, thankfully, decide to hit me with his car)

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago
[-] TherapyGary 16 points 1 month ago

Lol thanks I was manic

[-] Praxinoscope@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I sometimes give them a big smile and thumbs up.

This can make them even angrier, but I also commute with a 360 camera on my helmet.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

I give people a thumbs down. I feel it's a much more scathing review than a middle finger.

[-] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I do this as well. If they honk to get around and we both meet at a red light, I just laugh at them and shake my head without looking at them.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

Who the actual fuck would shout at a cyclist from their ca...

Oh right

Yous are fucking deranged barbarians, honestly

That's fucking inhuman

[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I had a guy in a truck with a trailer towed behind overtake me on an uphill with a sharp drop-off. He barely moved over, so this wad of metal rumbled past me super aggressively, and as he passed me he laid on the horn.

He actively tried to intimidate me off the road, for no reason other than I was going bike speed and he didn't like waiting another three seconds to get to a safe passing point.

I actually pulled over and had a cry, I was so shaken by how cruel it was.

[-] lgsp@feddit.it 9 points 1 month ago
[-] comfy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks, that original is much easier to read.

[-] GuelphOnTwoWheels@guelph.social 1 points 1 month ago

@lgsp @lgsp Thank you! I found this image elsewhere on the interwebs without a source. The author, SystemComic, deserves credit.

[-] mdurell@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Blow them a kiss. 💋

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I like doing a thumbs down sometimes. It's simple gesture of disapproval that sticks.

[-] chromolium_falcon@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Wave and smile, if they can hear you "plz don't kill anyone"

[-] JillyB@beehaw.org 5 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure anyone has ever yelled at me for a car. I've had my bad experiences but I can't remember yelling.

Option 1: totally ignore them. Don't let them affect you and you can achieve inner peace.

Option 2: crush the white ceramic on a spark plug and carry a couple of the shards with you. When you throw this at their windshield it will instantly shatter.

[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 month ago

Pocket porcelain

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I’ve never seen someone shatter a windshield with a chuck of ceramic, only the other windows, which have less reinforcement.

The other weapon of choice I’ve seen used is the u-lock.

So you're saying I should yell at bikes so I can see some titties?

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

depends on why they're yelling

[-] pubquiz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What about when you are running a red left turn light on an 80kph divided highway and a driver sounds their horn to warn you that you're about to (1) commit a finable traffic infraction and (2) risk your life and the lives of oncoming drivers and passengers?

The answer is to moon the person warning you, flip them off, and cause right-of-way traffic to dangerously brake to let you proceed.

In other words: be a cyclist douchebag. Let the down-voting begin.

Next time I'll just photograph the skid marks, debris field, and still-warm corpse. Bare-assed, with a defiant middle finger extended.

Yea, fuck cars.

[-] comfy@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Are you having a giggle, or are you really so negative that you assumed the cyclist must have done something wrong to get abused?

[-] Likse@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Waving or call me must be the optimal, meeting hostility with friendliness is a great way to handle road rage, even when you are so angry by the other person’s inconsiderate behaviour…

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[-] stuart@social.brainsys.com 2 points 1 month ago

@tetris11 @GuelphOnTwoWheels

I wish them a 'Merry Christmas' (except at Christmas time) and enjoy their confusion ;-)

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