And if paper that immediately dissolves when wet scratches the seat; maybe use better materials.

Do these designers not have children?

Their children are furry and meow. But in all seriousness, I would consider it an engineering oversight for not considering how their product is being used in real households.

Even I have to clean up when I miss; which happens max, max, 95% of the time.

You miss a max of 95% of the time? 🙃 On a related note, most people are bad with percentages.

the only thing I've ever had to wipe off the seat is condensation. I've no doubt children find a way to get pee on it but anyone with two braincells to rub together knows the seat moves out of the way

Pee sit down, like when you shit, give it a try, not reason to not do it and saves a loooooooooot of burden, including time.

(un)expected factorial? 1,30767e12 wipes seems like a lot. I guess you never specified currency, but at an average cost of 3,0581e-11 per wipe, I’ll assume that that’s a pretty decent deal.

It isn't necessarily intentional.

A lot of dudes have no idea how to actually aim their junk. Other times, you might get an unexpected spray. They might be in a hurry and just not aim beyond facing the toilet. And you've got splashes from usually forceful urination. There's probably people that do it intentionally.

The real question is why the fuck they don't clean up after themselves.

It’s not always pee. One of the public restrooms I’ve had the displeasure of using repeatedly (it’s on campus in a building I frequent) has toilets and urinals with extremely high pressure flush action. Every time you flush the pressure is so violent that they spray water all over the place, including on the seat and all over the floor. They’ve been like that for years and never fixed.

What’s especially rich is that there’s sign above the urinals which says “your aim is appreciated” which makes me laugh every time. I’m so careful using the urinal not to spill even a single drop on the floor, then I flush the damn thing and it makes a huge mess!

I always wondered why too; maybe they think it’s “gay”? Or possibly playing Fireman Sam or something?

Probably because the last guy pissed all over the seat, and they didn't want to sit in piss

Or at the very least lift the seat.

Guessing they also don't close the lid so they get to spray themselves with whatever's in the bowl when they flush. And then don't wash their hands before leaving.

Probably also kids. The urinals tend to be to tall for them to use and they don't have great aim.

Or just, you know, sit to pee like a civilized person.

Because men are disgusting horrible creatures who should be shot into the sun without trial. In the men's room, that is.

At home they're probably fine. Maybe. It depends.

I've seen evidence of people doing long range pee with the seat down in the UK when I went to visit.

Pre laminated or compressed OSB apparently.

Probably 200, 201 - whatever it takes. *snif*

My bald uncle once said he had to go dry his hair.

He had just recently gotten a bidet.

I genuinely read airfryer, I was proper confused

Taste buds might cause scratches. They are raised bumps, after all.