Compare this to all the other Europeans saying how absolutely fucking delicious American burgers and food in general is.
lol, I better eat two hamburgers in one day to get the true american experience
I had two hamburgers today for lunch today. No big deal.
Americans shop for calories per dollar.
Please don't look at why they do that, we're the best country ever!
Guarantee it was a very reasonable burger and this person just wanted to bitch and moan
It's the gateway drug to insulin. Corn syrup infused fats, no vitamins or any other important stuff.
Changing $12 for what is functionally agricultural waste product is so fucking funny.
Ground beef is what's left on the cow after all the choice bits have been carved off. The bun is so thick with preservatives most organisms literally can't eat it. The sauces are just colored corn syrup. The produce is bottom of the barrel.
This isn't food, it's industrial runoff. You'd eat better picking through the trash of a real grocery store.
There are other places to eat, though? Why travel and get fast food? Get something local - anything that is a nationwide chain is nonsense, the US is too big to have one cuisine.
Here, get a Cuban sandwich, black beans, and fried plantains. You will still have enough for two meals, they aren't wrong about the portions, but at least it will be good.
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