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[-] Metostopholes@midwest.social 30 points 1 month ago

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.

[-] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

loll such a cheesy line

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

If I don't go up the hill how do I get to skate down it at blistering speeds?

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 12 points 1 month ago

I never understood how you should open such a box, but this seems like the way forward.

[-] gnu@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago

Still with a knife, but carefully. These labels really just mean 'don't come whining to us if you act like an orangutan and stab a knife through the box into the item inside'.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 7 points 1 month ago

That does take away the fun of breaking the rules when you used a knife anyway, but you make a valid point. No orangutan near the box. Right. Does anyone have a chimpanzee I can borrow?

[-] nao@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Just pull the tape?

[-] hamburger@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

With really long nails on your toes.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Tape splitter on your safety cutter

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

With controlled explosives

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago
[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

i just use a key, usually. it's about the only suitable 'tool' that i nearly always have close-at-hand.

[-] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 1 month ago

Snap it in half over your knee.

[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

If it's not taped incredibly well, you can pry it open. It's hard if they actually used good tape and/or a lot of tape to close it.

[-] janAkali@lemmy.one 5 points 1 month ago

Goated movie. They don't make them like that anymore.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

"Not for consumption?" Don't you tell me what to do, I'll eat what I want!

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Would a sling blade work?

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