I'm getting too fucking old, the fucking etymology on this is hurting my brain. I guess I grasp the concept, but wtf does a cake have to do with it. Why can't you just say you find someone oddly attractive or w/e.
The "cake" is a literal cake, and the concept is printed pictures on sticks or straws that you put into the cake as you mention or explain the unconventional person. It's just a "viral" online trend, a random fun thing friends do.
I think they meant "hear me out" crush
It's a meme apparently. NerdyShades has the answer, but if you Google "hear me out cake", Forbes has an article about it.
We're all officially old!
I shouldn't be surprised. This seems normal by "skibidi toilet" standards.

How old are you? Beef cake has been used to describe an attractive muscular male body for decades. Not that far-fetched to see the connection.
I feel like it might have been a typo of "case."
Or maybe "take?" But yeah, "cake" being there briefly made me feel insane.
Yeh it was eye opening how far I have drifted from the zeitgeist when I had to decode so much additional context to even be able to parse the sentence let alone see the humour of it. Feelsbadman
Is this who she means?

OP’s mom right now

This guy clearly fucks.
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal vibes
I know a woman that utterly hates that elf dentist guy. She's a lesbian though so maybe this lady is on to something. I need to understand the sexual energy at work here.
Kudos for correctly identifying him as a dentist.
What else would you identify him as?
identistfy
The wrong answer

I’m too high to understand what this is trying to say
Mama likes twinks
I'm in trouble deep
They don't get no sleep
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