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[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 95 points 6 months ago

I'm getting too fucking old, the fucking etymology on this is hurting my brain. I guess I grasp the concept, but wtf does a cake have to do with it. Why can't you just say you find someone oddly attractive or w/e.

[-] nerdyshades@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago

The "cake" is a literal cake, and the concept is printed pictures on sticks or straws that you put into the cake as you mention or explain the unconventional person. It's just a "viral" online trend, a random fun thing friends do.

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

I think they meant "hear me out" crush

[-] 5too@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

It's a meme apparently. NerdyShades has the answer, but if you Google "hear me out cake", Forbes has an article about it.

We're all officially old!

[-] 200ok@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I shouldn't be surprised. This seems normal by "skibidi toilet" standards.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

How old are you? Beef cake has been used to describe an attractive muscular male body for decades. Not that far-fetched to see the connection.

[-] janNatan@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

I feel like it might have been a typo of "case."

[-] bilb@lem.monster 10 points 6 months ago

Or maybe "take?" But yeah, "cake" being there briefly made me feel insane.

[-] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Yeh it was eye opening how far I have drifted from the zeitgeist when I had to decode so much additional context to even be able to parse the sentence let alone see the humour of it. Feelsbadman

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 72 points 6 months ago
[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 56 points 6 months ago

OP’s mom right now

[-] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago
[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal vibes

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 35 points 6 months ago

I know a woman that utterly hates that elf dentist guy. She's a lesbian though so maybe this lady is on to something. I need to understand the sexual energy at work here.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 33 points 6 months ago

Kudos for correctly identifying him as a dentist.

[-] Jarix@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

What else would you identify him as?

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 months ago
[-] Lennny@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

The wrong answer

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 20 points 6 months ago

I’m too high to understand what this is trying to say

Her mom wants to fuck Hermey

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 7 points 6 months ago

I see.. lol the little ADA pin hahaha

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 18 points 6 months ago
[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 8 points 6 months ago
[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 months ago

They don't get no sleep

this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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