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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 63 points 11 months ago

EVERYBODY WANTS TO USE ME TO ADVANCE THEIR AGENDA!!!

[-] itsathursday@lemmy.world 54 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wish his fucking parents hugged him so I didn’t have to read this shit and world would be a better place.

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Someone else would take his place, he's a symptom, not a cause

[-] EldritchFeminity 6 points 11 months ago

Totally random thought, but did you know that it takes more energy to crush a can of soda than it does the cartilage of the human throat? Or that once broken, it can't be repaired? Crazy, right?

Anyway, I'd give him a hug if he wants.

[-] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

THERE ARE HOT SINGLE WOMEN IN MY AREA WHO WANT TO MEET ME!

donald j. trump

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 36 points 11 months ago

Not sure what's more tragic. This post or the country that voted for the person that made this post.

[-] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

Definitely the latter

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago

is this an actual post he made? jfc.

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I couldn't believe it when I saw this yesterday. It's so hard to draw a bead on exactly who he is between his senility, drug-addled body and pathological lying but it's such a window into who he is; even though he's taken over the playground and all his friends are running the school like animal house, he can't even savor the enormity of the victory...he's just glad he found his favorite pencil he thought someone took.

[-] Chonnawonga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

You're missing Narcissistic Personality Disorder. It's the defining characteristic of the man.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 24 points 11 months ago

Ah, that's the problem. He doesn't actually have friends.

That's almost sad, but I feel like he doesn't really believe in friends. Just potential resources

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

Every relationship to him is transactional. Every single one. "Friends" to him just means people want things from him and they have to offer something in return.

[-] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Everybody wants to take advantage of you because your insecurity dwarfs the entirety of the known universe, you dementia riddled moron.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Hes like the family member you invite out of family obligation, but are wary because he eyes your underage kids. Yuck.

[-] lurklurk@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

They're double plus good!

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

He never learned how to recognize and avoid ass kissers

[-] jonne@infosec.pub 10 points 11 months ago

I think that's just what he thinks friendship is. Everything is transactional, no friendship is real.

[-] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I think you're right. People don't do the sorts of things these people do while also having empathy.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

art of the deal

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Oh, the misery...

[-] umbraroze@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

"One who has to say that everyone wants to be their friend is not someone whom people truly want to be friends with" - John Gamer Throne

this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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