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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago

Watched this movie the other day for the first time in forever.

When I was little, I thought Joe Pesci was the evil burglar. But holy cow, Daniel Stern is a monster. Joe Pesci steals a few things. Daniel Stern floods the houses and ruins lives for laughs.

[-] 790@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 month ago

Wasn't Daniel Stern willing to stop robbing the house because there's a kid? I trust the guy who does property damage over the one who's dead set on terrorizing and torturing a kid.

It reminds me of that story where a robber steals a car, then when he notices there's a kid in it he turns the car around to chastise the parent for leaving the kid inside. Don't be a thief, but if you are don't torture kids.

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/man-steals-car-in-beaverton-with-young-boy-inside-comes-back-to-scold-mother-and-return-child/283-f96adecc-e6ff-4856-b81b-a42b9169c10c

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Yeah, Harry just wanted to steal everything and vanish. His primary concern was simply getting away without any witnesses, so they could ghost with the money they had stolen. He wasn’t going to bother with petty theft, and was content to stay on the down low if it meant they’d be safe from the law.

Marv was portrayed as being the dumb one, but he was outright sociopathic in his actions, and had zero qualms about blatantly harming others if it meant he’d get famous. His primary concern was with garnering infamy and making a name for themselves as thieves. He wanted everyone to know that the Wet Bandits had stolen from them. And that is diametrically opposed to Harry’s goal of ghosting after their big score.

[-] bigFab@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago
[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 56 points 1 month ago

I remember stepping on a rusty nail as a kid, and I noticed that a plank of wood was stuck to my foot before I even registered how much pain I was in.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

Same. Was in my grandfather's ranch as a kid and didn't see it coming as it was buried under cow shit. Apparently boot soles don't protect much against nails.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

(Potentially) rusty nail covered in cow shit. That sounds like a bacterial nightmare.

[-] MrAlternateTape@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

If you wear safety shoes, the sole will stop them. I tried, steppend on a nail with all my weight, then wondered why something was stuck on my foot. The nail got stuck, but it did not penetrate.

Normal shoes you're fucked though, they don't stop anything really.

That's what happened when I snapped my ulna and radius. Didn't know anything was wrong until I couldn't rotate my arm.

I looked down, saw it, then it started hurting.

[-] Buckshot@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago

I did the same when I was 10. Got lucky with the position and did no real damage despite the nail coming out the top of the top of my shoe.

I pulled my foot back and the nail come out. Went to tell my dad what happened and he was talking to someone and told me to wait so i did for about 5 minutes. I wasn't bawling in pain so he didn't know anything was wrong.

Went to hospital and got an X-ray, a tetanus shot and a bandage.

[-] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago

Wired's YouTube channel has a fun video with a trauma surgeon discussing all of the injuries from the first 2 home alones.

https://youtu.be/qgd_V5WqLjg

[-] wiccan2@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago

The homage to this in Violent Night dials it up to 11.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I just saw that yesterday and I got very giddy as Home Alone was my favorite movie when I was younger. They even did the lines!

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

Just brutal.

I once saw a guy nail his hand to a wall with a big ol 16 penny ringshank l, they had to cut him loose with a sawzall. Hoo boy you heard him holler.

I always combined this scene, that memory, and the one time I stepped on a nail in Boy Scouts into one "respect the presence of pointy things" lesson/memory

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 month ago

Never noticed the hotdog in the background before.

[-] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Probably actually a broom handle... but, lol, yeah.

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

I've never seen a ween used as a broom handle before

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can still feel the spot on the bottom of my right foot. A spot where years prior one of those nails that you see on the back of some upholstery, the kind that looks like a large rounded button, had pierced my very sole.

I can still dimly remember the pain. The worst wasn't stepping on it, the worst was getting the fucker back out.

[-] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

I mean, yeah, those movies are the Saw prequels, is that not common knowledge?

[-] Xanis@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Next thing we know you'll be claiming Willy Wonka's sequel continues on a train.

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

A perpetual motion train

[-] SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I stepped on a construction nail when I was like 9, went straight into the arch of my foot. I got a rust colored tattoo from it, that I still have.

Agreed on getting it back out sucking most.

[-] BanjoShepard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I once got a fishing hook in the back of my calf. Since the hook was barbed we did not try pulling it back out, so my dad pushed it the rest of the way through then cut the end off. I'm not exactly signing up to do it again, but all things considered it wasn't too bad.

[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Your dad knew his stuff. Fish hooks can be nasty if they’re not properly removed, because that barb will rip everything on the way out.

[-] MrWafflesNBacon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I still have to look away when this scene pops up 😭

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Violent Night has a great homage to this scene. Turns out they CAN make it worse!

[-] Lasherz12@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Kinda wild what slipped through to kid-acceptable content lol. I still remember the cell saga of DBZ as particularly freaky to me when cell form 1 was going around stabbing regular people and sucking them into his tail. My sister had a similar moment with the thriller video because Jackson's contacts were scary.

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Damn I don't even remember that in this movie.

I do cringe from the memory of it happening in "a quiet place" though.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Could have been worse, like lego bricks.

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Lego bricks at night on a patterned carpet...

[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

didn't they do that too later in the movie?

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I've done this, but into my heel. The good news is that it didn't go all the way through because of my heel bone. I'm lucky I wasn't about 6 inches back.

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I literally cannot watch that scene. When it comes on, I gotta look away or leave. But Saw? Sign me up!

[-] mineralfellow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Watched last night on Disney+. I could swear that the nail went all the way through his foot, but in the streaming version, he pulls back as soon as the pointy end hits his food. Don't know if that was edited or if my memory is faulty.

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I just looked it up, and you're right! I would have swore the nail went all the way through.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Please mark as NSFW

I personally wouldn't let anyone under 16 watch that movie.

[-] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

You should see the movie Home Alone took the idea from (3615-Code Père Nöel).

[-] supermurs@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I can't handle the spider scene. I got arachnophobia from watching it as a kid.

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