The smock should cover the

Be proud but use a shroud.

Use a toga to cover the boba.

Cover the belly with green jelly

Kris Kringle that's morbidly single?

Grandpa elf, too comfortable with himself?

Gnomic geezer that needs to needs to pee with tweezers?

Merry hairy faerie with a smelly jelly belly and a lower grower non-shower?

Gnome with no bone?

Dilf on a disk?

A Spright with a bud Light.

Win the Election with no erection.

Shirt, shoes and serviced on your surface.

....a dwarf using Morph

Thor in a store?

A Bear in a lair.

These are all good. gotta up my game.

Santa drinking a Fanta.