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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Kris Kringle that's morbidly single?

Grandpa elf, too comfortable with himself?

Gnomic geezer that needs to needs to pee with tweezers?

Merry hairy faerie with a smelly jelly belly and a lower grower non-shower?

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

WIN

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Gnome with no bone?

[-] peanuts4life 4 points 11 months ago

Dilf on a disk?

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Win the Election with no erection.

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

A Spright with a bud Light.

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Santa drinking a Fanta.

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

These are all good. gotta up my game.

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

A Bear in a lair.

[-] Lauchs@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Shirt, shoes and serviced on your surface.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 points 11 months ago

....a dwarf using Morph

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Be proud but use a shroud.

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Use a toga to cover the boba.

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

The smock should cover the

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Cover the belly with green jelly

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