I turned Elf on a shelf into.... (i.imgur.com)

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Kris Kringle that's morbidly single?

Grandpa elf, too comfortable with himself?

Gnomic geezer that needs to needs to pee with tweezers?

Merry hairy faerie with a smelly jelly belly and a lower grower non-shower?

[-] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

WIN

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