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[-] orcrist@lemm.ee 9 points 1 hour ago

Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

We've retired the joke:

Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

it's me sink.

[-] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 27 points 7 hours ago

1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 10 points 6 hours ago

this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

screenshot of the film The Big Lebowski, with Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski (Jeff Bridges) sitting on the toilet while one of Jackie Treehorn's thugs (Mark Pellegrino) holds a bowling ball. The subtitle reads "Obviously you're not a golfer" but "a golfer" is covered by impact outline meme text saying "using base-six numbers".

(if you were, you'd be 73 next year.)

[-] nieminen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Would that not be 113?

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 30 points 11 hours ago

1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 12 points 11 hours ago

Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 hour ago

1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don't even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn't seem right.

[-] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 145 points 16 hours ago

Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

[-] captain_oni 1 points 18 minutes ago

The cure was basic math

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 34 points 16 hours ago

Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 7 points 12 hours ago

And what was the name of your first pet?

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

The same as my mother's maiden name, hunter2

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)
[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 12 points 14 hours ago

I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 13 hours ago

I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

Born again Christian who wasn't quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 8 hours ago

they would have to have had a hell of a childhood

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 hours ago

Pun intended, I hope 😁

[-] subtext@lemmy.world 75 points 15 hours ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.

You had been warned

[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far.....coffee time.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

If you invite it in, you're powerless against it.

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 13 points 14 hours ago

I refuse to

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[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.

[-] rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 hours ago

I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 hours ago

I've gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don't have time for this

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 46 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 13 hours ago

There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.

And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.

I'm hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I feel 10 years older, so obviously I'm doing something.

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago

Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 28 points 13 hours ago

Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!

[-] Colors@lemmy.world 42 points 16 hours ago

This meme is from the future!

[-] Twitches@lemm.ee 19 points 15 hours ago

Assuming we make it that far

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 16 points 15 hours ago

Huge assumption

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 24 points 14 hours ago

One day this meme will be true.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago

In 2043 to be exact.

@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 13 hours ago

Ugh math get out of here it's a weekend

[-] remindme@mstdn.social 6 points 13 hours ago

@TheImpressiveX Ok, I will remind you on Tuesday Dec 22, 2043 at 9:21 AM PST.

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh, I’m so glad you’re here, remind bot! 🥰

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 23 points 15 hours ago

look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

Congratulations!

[-] Tenniswaffles 9 points 13 hours ago

Well I'm balding like one at least.

[-] BennyInc@feddit.org 21 points 16 hours ago

I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?

[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 19 points 16 hours ago

More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.

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