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this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)
Bullshit I will be 45 next year and was born 1980. Whoever did the math is not doing it right.
(if you were, you'd be 73 next year.)
1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday
1990 gang calling in, Iโll be 65 this January
Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February
I've gotta get back to preparing my coffin, I don't have time for this
Math is hard
It doesn't get easier once ya turn 100, sonny, let me tell ya.
I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?
Lovely but why does this seem to be happening in Bristol
Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.
Each time you cut yourself while shaving or your teeth bleed for some reason, those bastards get more powerful.
You had been warned
Not awake, read that as something about shaving your teeth and recoiled and reread it and I missed the mark by so far.....coffee time.
If you invite it in, you're powerless against it.
I refuse to
Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.
And what was the name of your first pet?
The same as my mother's maiden name, hunter2
Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.
I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.
Born again Christian who wasn't quite done sinning after the first reset? ๐
they would have to have had a hell of a childhood
Pun intended, I hope ๐
Um. I was born in 1984 and I just turned 40 this year, thank you.
Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!
You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.
There was a article where the journalist asked a dozen people how old they felt, versus their actual age.
And every single person said they felt in their heads, 10-20 years younger. Like, a 54yo said they felt more like they were 35yo.
I'm hitting forty and I feel like I just understood what life is about, something I should have felt in my mid20s.
I feel 10 years older, so obviously I'm doing something.
One day this meme will be true.
In 2043 to be exact.
@remindme@mstdn.social 19 years
Ugh math get out of here it's a weekend
Well I'm balding like one at least.
I'd say I'm surprised
But then again, this is Lemmy, the place where they vehemently oppose generational wealth and yet clutch their pearls when their so called parents spend all that hard earned wealth on themselves
This meme is from the future!
Assuming we make it that far
Huge assumption
look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25
Congratulations!
I guess this is one of those memes that age like fine wine?
More like a broken clock: correct eventually for a short time.
We will see but chances are
Then start turning rancid the next year
this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2024
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