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Parenthood, IYKYK (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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ETA: The word is Parenthood, idk what's up with the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner", but it would reject my upload if it had any words relating to kids, apparently, up to and including "parenthood"

PSA: If you don't know, coin cells are very easy for toddlers to swallow and very deadly in a matter of hours when stomach acid starts breaching it and mixing with the battery chemistry if not promptly treated.

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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago

Also @lwadmin@lemmy.world I think the "illegal" picture scanner is a little TOO aggressive, it rejected the same version of this meme with just the words "parenthood" or "children" or "kids" with "External validation failed"

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Idk why you censored par——ood you can curse on the internet

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Ok what the fuck

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

ok what the p—en—d

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

Jesus. You kiss your mom with that mouth?

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

1000007781

Don't show this to Lemmy.world users

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 5 days ago

Wow fuck censorship. Lemmy.world should be ashamed of doing this.

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Lemmy.World got inundated with CSAM in its early days

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

explain how "Luigi" is CSAM.

also, "parenthood".

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Didn’t know about Luigi being blocked. Is there a post about that?

As for parenthood, I’m guessing it is on some blocklist of words related CSAM. Parenthood is associated with children after all. It’s obviously a blunt instrument to block things this way and results in “false positives.”

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Hence the "fuck censorship".

[-] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

What the fuck is par-ood

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

Parenthood, idk what's up with the lemmy.world "illegal picture scanner", but it would reject my upload if it has any words relating to kids apparently up to and including "parenthood"

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 8 points 5 days ago

Stop swearing!

[-] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

My 11 year old ate a button battery. She threw it up in the X-ray room. We're still paying the emergency room bill.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

...11?

[-] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Haha yes. She was playing with it mindlessly while on the computer. She's always putting stuff in her mouth, like jewelry and coins. And we've always taken that stuff away and told her she's going to swallow it. She may have learned her lesson this time.

[-] far_university190@feddit.org 1 points 4 days ago

Maybe give her fidget toy save to swallow? If not concious fidget, how gonna stop because of lesson?

[-] dingdongmetacarples@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I think she's been scared out of that habit.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 1 points 3 days ago

This is why they are mostly sold with a bitterant outer coating. It should be pretty gross to just hold a recently purchased coil cell battery in your mouth these days.

[-] HeavyRaptor@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

These fuckers are impossible to open now. Must be some sort of EU regulation. They have this tiny plastic container that feels like it could withstand the apocalypse. Also apparently they have like a bad taste flavouring applied, which of course prevents them from working at all in certain devices. Had to scrub it off with rubbing alcohol just to get it to function. Not a difficult fix but "debugging" the issue took time. No amount of toddlers are worth dealing with this shit.

/s but also just let me buy the normal batteries too without all this added shit

[-] comador@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

My kids: Batteries? Nah, but those plants and pen caps are awfully tasty!

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 5 points 5 days ago

I feel like an abortion would have been quicker

[-] desktop_user 4 points 5 days ago

yummy batteries

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