Could have done without the Elon comment just so I can avoid thinking about that choad for 5 minutes on the internet
While I understand the sentiment, I have to disagree.
This is nearly perfect comedy, Without the final redirect it's just a rant about Fake Plastic Trees
And it wears me out....
I think that was part of the humor intended. Because it was spelled with a lower case m, which (ignoring the author's possibility of mistakes) means it was referring to the smell and not the person.
You are contributing to the problem
I just lost the game!
Seconded. Also as regards the perfume kind of musk, if I wanted to fuck a civet I'd fuck a civet.
(I wouldn't because civets can't consent. So I guess there's a place for musk perfume: for frustrated civetfuckers.)
Let the civet fuck you, then it's consensual.
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in civet
Time to roast and brew
Same. I've filtered out a lot of keywords in my feed and I hate that it still comes up in screenshots. I'm just so tired.
And they say pheromones don’t work on humans. Yea aight
Because we don't have receptors for them, yes. Science is cool.
"pheromones is when a lil stinky"
They are frequently wrong.
If you think the internet only has squeaky clean porn I have some news...
Damn, this got me feeling some kind of way
Well u know what I just read a gross manga of having sex and throwing semon on girl ass while popping and also on the poop 💩. Gross as hell and now cannot eat or think about sex properly.
The priest was throwing down his sermon, while high on girl ass, and popping, while standing in poop?....all at the same time?
Was the sermon about gross manga or having sex?
Not sermon. "Semon". It's Jamaican cum.
Didn't know that. Going with the rest of the Grammer, I just thought it was a typo (seamen).
I just typed up the scenario that I thought up after reading your post.
Well your just broadened my horizon
not your kink then, now you know to avoid anything with "scat" in the tags
My buddies will love this one
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