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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Madam, I regret to inform you your husband was KIA at Walmart.

I told him those shoes didn't match his shirt 😭

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

Seems about the same in both cases.

Promises that will be broken, benefits taken away, generally fucked over by the government.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Unless your casual attire is something out of People of Walmart, I guarantee you, no one is paying attention to you in the grocery store.

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 25 points 2 days ago

i’m paying attention to me what do you think the mirrors and cctv screens are for

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

They’re for making sure the deodorants don’t get out of line while they’re in their prison cell.

[-] Neptr 10 points 2 days ago
[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Shit. I better get dressed up for that random new Lemmy user.

[-] Neptr 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Your god damn right.

I am kidding obviously, I stress about people looking at me.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

That camo scheme has one very specific use case: grandma's couch

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