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beauty standards (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 days ago by not_IO to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] robocall@lemmy.world 111 points 4 days ago

Don't end up like the Trump shooter. Nobody remembers that guys name cuz he failed. Be like Luigi.

[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago

At least he tried...

[-] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

I don’t know, there are many different boots on the back of my neck ripe for harvest…

[-] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Not with that attitude

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Well we can, but only if there are an even number of people in the world. Otherwise there will be one person left!

[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 23 points 4 days ago

This is about men. There just need to be enough women and children.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Calm down anakin

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I was just making a math joke!

[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 11 points 4 days ago

I was making a mass murder joke

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Well I was making a math murder joke!

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago
[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

Fair point, and something to remember in the days to come, eh?

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Hopefully the sequels are even better

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Netflix needs more material for the rest of the season.

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

Netflix is only slightly more in danger of extinction as our species.

[-] kubica@fedia.io 8 points 4 days ago

There is no reason to make this about gender.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 14 points 4 days ago
[-] randomdeadguy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Ackshually...

[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 6 points 4 days ago

I guess it is possible for every single man to kill someone, but ruling out suicide, that would require murdering a lot of women and children.

[-] moriquende@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I didn't know more than half the men in the world were single, that's crazy.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

What about men who had convinced someone to get an abortion? Does that count?

[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 days ago

Only if they are republicans and publicly talk about how it's immoral.

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2024
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