This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

IANAL, but this law is (probably) not currently enforceable due to (among others) Lawrence v. Texas.

However, that was explicitly named as being on the chopping block, so at best it's "not enforceable yet"

Need to make a proposal to limit cross walls to a maximum of 6 crosses.

What if it was a dildo-gun?

Don’t want to start WWIII but even I and my fifty buttplugs were surprised to hear that WALMART was selling sex toys.

Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.

If you get caught, just say its The Salad Mixxxer.

The new top post in this community. I hope everyone is proud of themselves. I know I am.

Texas is weird.

Oh, I am just ~~cleaning~~holding all those for a friend.

For those curious to read the penile penal code see 43.23(f): https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/PE/htm/PE.43.htm#43.23

Someone needs to make a Swiss army dildo.

Great, now where am I gonna find BestValue dildos

Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:

Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."