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[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Ted Cruz ran out and is trying to hoard them all for himself.

[-] OrlandoDoom@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Ran out? Does he know they are supposed to come out as well as go in?

[-] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

As a non-carbon based extraterrestrial lizard alien, he consumes the soft supple rubber that many dildos are made of as a form of sustenance.

[-] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

He is a dildo after all

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