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Pro Linux hacking (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 3 months ago by xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de to c/linux@lemmy.ml

Found some very special "make it look hacky" bash in criminal minds.

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[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 102 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

NO MR HACKER PLEASE. NOT MY KDE DOTFILE!!!!

SOMBODY HELP, HE IS RICING MY DESKTOP ENVIRONMENT!!!

HES POSTING IT ON UNIXPORN THAT SICK FUCK

[-] fool@programming.dev 30 points 3 months ago
[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I upvoted, but the im*ge didn’t load, so I hope that it’s something funny or relevant

[-] hamburger@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 3 months ago
[-] EonNShadow@pawb.social 59 points 3 months ago

I've told the wife I can't watch these shows because of how bad the tech always is, and I can't stop myself from losing suspension of disbelief when something like this happens

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 53 points 3 months ago

The only exception is Mr. Robot. Check this command the main character runs as root:

shred -uz /*

Only show I've seen where they show real commands with really damaging effects.

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 months ago

I remember watching the first episode and he brought up a terminal and thinking "here we go" then..."holy shit... Those are real commands"

That and the explanations I was ready to laugh at for being terrible, then... Wait, no, those actually make sense

[-] menemen@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And it is also great television. For me personally, the best I've ever seen. Whoever reads this and hasn't seen it already: Do it! And watch it all! Some might think season 2 is a little slow (I still liked it), but season 3 is just incredible.

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'll admit I kind of stalled out in season 2 but I've meant to go back and finish... It would be easier if my wife liked that sort of TV 😅 I'll just have to watch it alone 😭

[-] Cyber@feddit.uk 12 points 3 months ago

This still makes me laugh:

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I'm curious what this does, I'll run it when I get home.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

That should only shred the top level files in the root directory though. Since shred doesn't do it recursively and doesn't know what to do with subdirectories.

Do any distros store system critical files at the root directory? It's all subdirectories on mine. I guess if you were storing important data files in the root directory they would get shredded but that's really bad practice anyway and I doubt it's super common.

[-] melroy@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 3 months ago

Same issue here.. Now with the TV serie called "The Equalizer" (2021-*).

[-] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

I have this vague memory of one of the CSIs showing a list of IP addresses with 4-digit octets... I get not wanting to risk using real IP addresses, but at least use 10.x.x.x or 192.168.x x

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[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

/root
root

~/../root

root/

ls /root/

I'm in!

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

This guy didn't LS or LL lol just changed directories 4 times and then....?

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Coulda thrown a couple ls - las around and he woulda been golden

[-] masterofn001@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

I have bash_alias open in another window so you can see:

ls='ls -alph --group-directories-first --color=always'

root='sudo rm -f / \ hunter2'

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 months ago

OMG, they just got root access!!!

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Heresy? In my Linux command line? It's more likely than you think

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago
[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

at least output dmesg or get htop on the screen or something. you could find it on the internet if you look up commands to look like a hacker and thats not even 30 seconds of effort. i wonder how many other professions cringe at the shitty tv shows about their craft.

[-] Nemoder@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago

We even have an app for it now: apt install hollywood

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[-] Ludrol@szmer.info 25 points 3 months ago

There's a website for all your 1337 hax0r needs hackertyper.net

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

but when I'm in?

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 22 points 3 months ago

That's some shitty 'hacking'...

But what makes these shell commands 'bash' exactly? Seems like this could be a half-dozen shells.

Also.. why are 'hackers' always using a shell in some gui program?

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 months ago

Also… why are ‘hackers’ always using a shell in some gui program?

An actual CLI would frighten the windows users watching the show.

[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah everyone knows the real way to hack Linux is to do tree /

Lots of weird looking text output means lots of hacking

[-] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 months ago

I guess I just used bash as deonym for shell. Sry. It was late and I was tired.

[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

Hey no worries, I dunno why I even called that out. Lack of sleep due to back pain and responding to posts at 2am I guess

[-] dingdongitsabear@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

just tried to re-watch "the girl in the spider's web", the not-sequel to fincher's masterpiece that's "the girl with the dragon tattoo". I remember hating it way back when and went in with a "how bad can it be" attitude... dios mio, what a colossal mountain of shit. the "hacking" in OP is hard sci-fi compared to this turdistan, and that's the least of its problems.

someone posted already the gell-mann amnesia effect and this applies to everything. how guns are portrayed in movies as magical. cars and how they're driven. the laughable naive cop shows. medical procedures. legal proceedings. journalists and their MO.

you hafta run your brain at 110% at all times to be able to somewhat disregard the learned idiocy that was programmed into you from an early age. here's hoping we have the infrastructure in place so generations that are coming can avoid becoming similarly handicapped.

[-] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Thank God actual cops haven't watched those TV shows and movies.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

It makes me happy that I actually understand this stuff now lol

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 14 points 3 months ago

I'm sure there's a community for nonsense TV/film hacking/Linux screens. I can't remember what it's called.

[-] IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 months ago

I don't know if equivalent exists on fediverse, but r/itsaunixsystem is available on $that_other_platform.

[-] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 16 points 3 months ago

Ah, that's the clue I needed.

!itsaunixsystem@lemmy.federated.club

Think that instance is dead though.

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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

And here we see an expert hacker at work, with just a few commands as a root user, they managed to gain root access.

[-] Kangy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 months ago

I was playing DMC: Devil May Cry (the prequel one) and they used a bunch of mount commands on a screen to show Virgil hacking the network

[-] ocassionallyaduck@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

TBH, on ancient insecure systems that might work.

Not very exciting though

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 3 months ago

Just wait until they discover rm, mv, and mkdir!

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
mkdir /dir
cd /dir
cd /dir
mkdir 2
cd /dir
cd /dir/2
cd /dir
mv 2 /2
cd /2
mkdir /dir/3
rm -f 3
[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 3 months ago

Heresy indeed. The Codex does not support this shell.

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 8 points 3 months ago

Bones shows an "Amiga", that looks suspiciously like an IBM PC-AT complete with 5.25” floppy playing Doom.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago

It’s not an Amiga, looks more like an old grubby fvwm or dec osf1 with uuhhh what was that window manager again?

[-] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The OP screenshot is from the TV series "Criminal Minds". My comment is about a TV series "Bones".

The UI in the OP screenshot looks like an X11 window manager from the mid to late 1990's.

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 3 months ago

Ah indeed, I was talking about the screenshot. Sorry about the confusion.

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago
[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago
[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

Viewsonic monitor tho. Nostalgic AF

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