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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 60 points 1 year ago
[-] rubythulhu 12 points 1 year ago

The “J” in “J & L(auren)” is MISERABLE

[-] MoodyRaincloud@feddit.nl 21 points 1 year ago

It's a Jason isn't it? He seems happy on the outside. He has a good job, people think he's lucky having a probably pretty wife and the dinner parties are great in a home that's so neutral no-one can dislike the decor.

But he's thinking of ending it. It's just that every time he is about to have enough free time to drown himself or something he gets a text from Lauren that needs answering immediately.

She wouldn't like the mess anyway, he ponders, it wouldn't be very neutral.

[-] SirSpud@aussie.zone 40 points 1 year ago

Only thing missing is a "live laugh love" sign

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

If it were there, it would be turned around so the text is facing the wall

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago
[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago

why you summon evil demons on lemmy? You want to get cursed?

[-] OmegaMouse@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

Thanks, just laughed out loud at work reading this

[-] FatLegTed@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Did you laugh backwards as well? 😉

[-] Instigate@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

!ahahahahahaH

[-] rynzcycle@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

⅃ivɘ ⅃ɒυϱʜ ⅃ovɘ

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

ɘvo⅃ ʜϱυɒ⅃ ɘvi⅃

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 39 points 1 year ago

I bet all the books are about homeopathy and essential oils.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 20 points 1 year ago

Did you know you can buy books with blank pages? You can even choose the severity of the discoloration and degree of mottling of the pages. Utter psychopaths.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

Those are some of the best books. They can take a while to fill up, though.

[-] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Not journals, staging books.

I know someone who has beautiful 2 story bookshelves with a rolling ladder. The only real books I saw on their massive bookshelves? The hunger games and Harry Potter. So sad.

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[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Why? What do you do with your books? read them? Fuckin' nerd.

[-] 4thDimensionDuck@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

wait, i thought they were for levelling tables and chairs?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That's the great thing about books! They're useful in many ways!

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 4 points 1 year ago

Knowledge is power.

[-] kite@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

wait, i thought they were for levelling tables and chairs?

I use mine to weigh down things I glue. It's this not how books work?

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Man, fuck Lauren and fuck the parents who raised her to do that to books.

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Fuck the grandparents too

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[-] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

Normally I'm against the death penalty, but I'll make an exception for Lauren

[-] smeghead@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

My daughter does this, has done since she was a little girl. Once, I asked her why - she just shrugged and said she preferred it that way, no specific reason.

Fair enough, I thought. Her books, her shelves, no one was getting harmed by it - and I moved on.

Why is everyone getting so butt hurt in this thread about it?

[-] sincerity@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

well I mean it makes it much more difficult to tell what each book is lol, it's just very impractical for if you end up wanting to find a certain book

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Because she is objectively wrong. :)

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

KEEP THE LOOK NEUTRAL

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I must be stupid because I can’t even figure out what it means to stack books back to front.

[-] matt1126@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You're not stupid.

I think they mean with the spine facing the wall instead of outwards.

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago
[-] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Don't worry Lauren isn't the type to read them anyway. She prefers TikTok.

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[-] vrighter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

the side with the title on it is facing the wall, so that they all look roughly the same color when viewed from the front. And now you can't tell which book is which.

[-] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I think my brain was just having a moment.

[-] UdeRecife@literature.cafe 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love reading. I read a lot. And I rarely open a paper book. So perhaps Lauren also has an e-reader, and keeps the books there because she inherited them. Or maybe she likes the smell of old books as it reminds her of her grandparents house where she used to spend her summers. Or it may be that she likes the feel of moving her fingers through all those pages. It brings back old memories of her librarian mother who passed away when she was just a child. Or...

The point being, why the hate? So here's a different take. Perhaps Lauren has a good reason to have the books like that.

[-] poplectic@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

Poor J can’t find his copy of The Hobbit!

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

J is probably imaginary

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

What he doesn't know is the Lauren put it in the recycling 5 weeks ago. His ghost will forever wander the house turning a book around, sighing and moving on to the next one. Lauren is quietly pleased about it as J is now very neutral, the all that ground glass in his Buddha bowls was worth the effort.

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[-] GigglyBobble@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

And on the top shelf she even stacked the books in addition. Utter madness.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

That looks likea bunch of wooden blocks

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Fuck, I actually like how it looks.... But it's so nonsense....

[-] WolfyGamer29@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

People with "styles" like this remind me of my sister-in-law. That is not a good thing.

[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

The amount of terrible people in this thread is sad. You are much worse than Lauren.

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