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[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 15 points 4 days ago

How does she have an NYC area code but an NJ exchange?

[-] Infynis@midwest.social 43 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

First of all, through the Emperor, all things are possible, so jot that down

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 4 days ago

Jotted, brother. Have faith in Holy Terra and the Emperor of Mankind.

[-] Sentau@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago

How did she kiss his helmet without bending down? Also why is a sister of battle wearing heavy lipstick¿?

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

What do mean 'how'? She picked him up.

Not my particular favorite method but the few, lucky kings like these should take what they can get.

[-] addie@feddit.uk 8 points 4 days ago

When Katherine met the Big E, her hair turned platinum blonde, her lips turned red, and she put on loads of mascara. Every sororita of the Martyred Lady does their make-up like Marilyn in her honour.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

As for the other part: loooong neck

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