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[-] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

40 horsepower??? Holy shit are you trying to cut titanium?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 15 hours ago

It's an anti-tank weapon.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago

This meme is so old it can legally drive at this point

[-] nuke@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I bet you're so old you can drive too

(gottem)

[-] Agility0971@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Only if they can reach mach 5

[-] Gorgritch_umie_killa@aussie.zone 6 points 23 hours ago

Every 40k author is tearing up their manuscript right now and starting afresh,

...the screaming chainsaw missile tore through the mid-morning air, the astartes all laughed as it sliced though half a squad of guardsmen as they ate breakfast...

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Serious Sam 4 has a secret RPC weapon you can find if you preordered the game or enable it with cheats. It's as broken as it is fun.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

That's my reminder to check for a new Chainsaw Man chapter

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 61 points 1 day ago
[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

Orks are definitely the only species this would ever work for.

Although I'm surprised they don't just make a gun that fires smaller guns that also fire bullets which themselves fire bullets... that explode.

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

You should check out Enter the Gungeon.

Everyone should check out Enter the Gungeon.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Choppa shoota’ or shoota’ choppy?

Mork said iz good, make it work!

[-] drspod@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 day ago

You would need an equal and opposite angular momentum at the back of the chainsaw otherwise it will just rotate upwards and loop around in circles.

[-] gimsy@feddit.it 6 points 1 day ago

You can balance it adjusting the rocket nozzle

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 7 points 1 day ago

an equal and opposite angular momentum

Idea: contra rotating chainsaws.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

If the chainsaw generates so much inertial that it challenges your trajectory, you're doing something right.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

just enough rotational velocity to counter gravity trying to pull the nose of the missile down though. and also the centripetal momentum of the chain would act like a gyro stabilizer insuring that it remains nominally upright.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You'll need more mass in those teeth.

Depleted uranium chain saw teeth.

[-] atlas@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

nuh uh, make it laser guided

[-] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

New Helldiver support weapon?

You'll shoot your arm off.

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago
[-] uriel238 5 points 1 day ago

I was hoping this linked to an XKCD article that discusses the question. Answering the question optional.

[-] microphone900@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Rocket chainsaw were great fun to use in Serious Sam 4.

[-] pirtedad@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago
[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

That’s actually a good idea for a new fallout weapon

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

The bang saw

What if you put chainsaws on a Hellfire missile to replace the blades.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think the propelling force of the rocket would far overpower the cutting power of the chainsaw, making a sharp, pointy object instead more useful.

And at least make the rockets hovering, like in the shortfilm Ruin.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago
[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 20 hours ago

I'm confused about the spyware free part. I'm not clocking on either link. But cAn you explain that one?

[-] Agility0971@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

The link have question mark in the middle and a unique identifier behind it. When a web browser requests the website from youtube, it will look at that identifier and know that link was generated by a specific user. If you request the video while logged in then google knows that those two accounts are somehow communicating. If over time two youtube accounts are communicating bidirectionally then they are probably friends. If communication is going only one way then it might be an influencer account.

Removing that identifier will remove information about who sent you the link.

[-] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

Oh good shit! Are there any extensions that can deshitify that process?

[-] windpunch@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So, similar to Manhacks from Half-Life 2?

[-] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Fun concept but if only starting a gas powered chainsaw were that easy...

[-] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Dr. Bright wants to know your location.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's like the opposite of a swordfish

[-] TheVillageGuy@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 1 day ago

#rimworld needs this as a mod

this post was submitted on 22 Nov 2024
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