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When I grow up I'ma be a parking spot.
The United States was dealt its final blow half a century ago at the hands of an Alzheimer's patient by the name of Ronald Reagan.
This is the necrotic stage.
Toronto is in Canada.
And what a lovely hat it is.
It was the US education system that suffered
for now
If my HoI playthroughs are to be believed, the US will take over all of the Americas and Luxembourg will take over the entirety of Europe and Asia.
Then the final showdown begins.
Toronto isn't even real
"What's Toronto? You must be talking about The City,"
- Toronto man
Canada is a mythical place. Like you can have universal healthcare and bilingual education.
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A human is definitely generating more value than the parking space, it's just most of it is being stolen by greedy capitalists.
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They’re making us lose our reasons for living. Life’s too hard and not worth it at this stage. Feel bad for all the babies born everyday. The majority of them are going to have hard lives and grow up too hate every second of it most of the rest of the world.
Turn that sadness into anger, turn the anger in a deep, boiling rage. You know where to direct it, dismantle the whole system little by little. You know who are the guilty ones, we all do
oh, you don't think that the capitalist don't want that? who do you think is going to take power in a revolution?
look back, it is always an authoritarian aristocracy.
if you want to make the world better for the working class, we need to enact reforms, not revolutions.
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But have you considered there is also less demand for you than a downtown Toronto parking space?? Ha! Check mate!
If you squat the parking space does that mean you can raise demand for yourself enough to receive higher compensation than the parking space alone?
This is the feudal stage of capitalism where the rich recaptured all the real estate and are making tons of profit just sitting on it.
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I was looking at Toronto real estate just for the lulz the other day... 150k$ to buy a parking space... First thing I found surprising is that you can buy a parking space (wtf?) But even more surprising... They sell for more than I paid for my condo 10 minutes from downtown Ottawa 10 years ago 😐
If you could rent it out for the 27 an hour like they stated above you could start seeing a return in as little as 5 years. Sounds like a great investment.
It's an amazing investment because it pays for itself AND its value will increase because managers are idiots and are bringing people back to the office.
Catch being you have to live in Ottawa.
Even as a leftist, this feels like a very silly take. It’s not the spot making anything, it’s like any other resource.
The blight of parking spots all over is definitely an issue, but a property “making” money doesn’t seem like a great argument. Am I being dumb on this?
To be sure it’s apples to oranges imo. But, I think, an analogy can be drawn.
Maybe a more accurate way to think about it is that the parking space is worth more to the owner of that company than I am to my current boss at 22.50 us dollars per hour.
And that feels more like apples to apples.
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Don't open a business downtown unless you have a damn good reason for it. It's a massive real estate monopoly.
Yeah, um, we are going to need y'all to return to the office for, um, "productivity" reasons.
Just looked at a studio apartment at my old complex. It's $2,995 a month. About $100 a day, assuming a 30-day month. You need to pay hotel prices just to live in a studio apartment (with a lease) here.
When I visited I found one for like $5 a day so wherever they're going they're getting ripped off.
No you didn’t. There are a total of zero $5/day spots in downtown Toronto.
To be fair he might have, if he visited in the 80s
Or downtown any Western city.
Maybe downtown Nairobi.
How about we just get rid of parking in cities, so there will be no complaining about how much they charge for parking. Cars are gay as fuck anyways, just have sidewalks, bike roads, and actually good public transport lmao (tbf not something you can exactly find in most of the US & Canada)
Why are you using the word gay as an insult?
Surely they mean that automobiles are care free, right? ... Right?
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Try having less thoughts and feelings maybe?
Careful, you might get Georgepilled
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