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Trump Boys Get Weird Feeling After Uncle Elon Shows Them Busty Anime Cat Girl (theonion.com)
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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 28 points 11 hours ago

Do you think Elon hasn't been kicked out yet because he's supplying Don Jr with cocaine?

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Here is a video from 2 days ago showing him coked out in case anyone hasn't seen it.

[-] islands@lemmy.cafe 11 points 9 hours ago

He hasn't been kicked out because it's all part of the grift. When Musk leaves Mar-a-lago in mid January to stalk trump up to Washington he's going to be pretty shocked when he gets an itemized bill for his entire stay at the highest tier prices.

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Nah, it's his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump's bad news

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 hours ago

Oh sorry that was me

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 5 points 10 hours ago

He might not need it, but he wants it.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

I thought he was a ketamine fiend

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

That too. But Don Jr was just filmed doing cocaine in public at the Space X launch.

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