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[-] hihi24522@lemm.ee 48 points 3 months ago

At what point does a set of stairs become a wall? How thin can steps be before they are no longer considered steps?

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

I don't know but I think it's fair to say if it becomes necessary to ask those questions then you went too far.

[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

Missed opportunity to say "you went a step too far" ;)

[-] krashmo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Oof I sure did

[-] MagnyusG@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

I would assume when you can no longer stand on them.

[-] hihi24522@lemm.ee 97 points 3 months ago
[-] breckenedge@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I know it’s stupid, but it’s posts like this that make me really wish that the fediverse had gold badges to award

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] embed_me@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

I love this comic. Typical JoJo scenario

[-] Live_your_lives@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

The steps don't have to be thin, you could make them jut out. But still, at some point it's effectively a ladder. That's probably the point where it's easier to start using your hands too.

[-] Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Wtf, why didn't you tell me you were coming over?

(Thankfully not nearly as steep)

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago
[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When does a stairs become a ladder?

[-] debil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

When the steps transform into rungs.

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago

Everyone worrying about getting up. I'd be more concerned about the way down on these.

[-] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

My exact thought. I could get up on the balls of my feet, but my ass is falling down those stairs, for sure, on the way down.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I think the trick is to not think of them so much as difficult stairs but as an easier rock climb.

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Indeed.

Took me a while to consider if this was an art piece. They were functional and used by many people, IIRC.

[-] wrekone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

Steep stairs are one thing, but putting carpet on them is just asking to slip.

[-] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, shoulda done Teflon.

[-] wrekone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

And install some sprinklers.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 3 months ago

When my siblings and I were kids, we would ride laundry baskets down the stairs.

These stairs would be fucking rad to do that with.

[-] kabi@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

Once, anyway.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 12 points 3 months ago

Where I come from we call these, "up only" stairs. Kind of like how Perl is a write-only language.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

I guarantee I can get down them. Very quickly.

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 11 points 3 months ago

Looks like an advanced Doom II map.

Just missing a teleport at the top to simulate a second floor, or a silent téléporter if you're really fancy.

[-] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I don't think Doom teleported the player to simulate a second floor. I think it was closer to asset swapping what got drawn on screen in the same location.

If you turn the Minimap on you can see where you are in the level. The Minimap was almost a depiction of how the game was really programmed, and the 3D POV was a programming trick to display it for the customer.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Dutch stairs. Yes, they're like that.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago

Yep can confirm this is standard issue in slightly older Dutch houses.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago
[-] macroplastic@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

House of Leaves vibes

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 months ago

My old house had some steep stairs that felt like this.

My wife broke her ankle on them, fun story.... Nope. That sucked.

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

At this point, just use a ladder. It'd be safer too.

That would also make space for a slide-down pole, which would be faster.

[-] DrPop@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

I have nightmares about this exact scenario.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

There's a lady who's sure.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Extreme inner city house attic stairs vibes. Anything goes with attic stairs!

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You'll be thankful for anything more sloped than a ladder 😂

[-] Today@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I've been looking for attic stair options. Anything that easier to carry/slide boxes down than a ladder.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago
[-] tiramichu@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Depends.

Houses that were built before specific regulations came into force are almost always grandfathered into the old ones.

I myself live in a house built in 1900 which has steep stairs that would be illegal today, but it predates the regs and gets a pass.

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Clearly this depends on Jurisdiction, but for example grandfathered in electrical outlets are fine but kitchens and bathrooms almost always need more expensive ground faulted receptacles according to the National Electric Code. When human health and safety is a clear immediate risk such as this then it usually has to be torn out.

In California they have CEBC based on the IEBC, which requires old buildings to meet their own separate building codes.

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"Stairs" that ever Spiderman would reconsider...

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

One of the ladders aboard my carrier that led down to DC Central was a bit steeper than that. The first time most people saw it, they couldn’t believe how close to an ordinary vertical ladder it was.

To add to the chaos, the handrails on either side were way too far apart to use with both hands. And as if that wasn’t enough of nightmare, and a scuttle right above it that I had to pass through with my duty belt on. Carriers are death traps, and should qualify a sailor for HDIP.

[-] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 3 months ago

If that's the stairway to heaven, can I request to be shown the stairs leading down?

[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'm not sure of exactly how to access them. Check with the pedophile section at the prison. They can show you the way.

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Laddairs, it's French.

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

you must go doon before you go ooot

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