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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little (theonion.com)
submitted 3 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[-] zib@lemmy.world 69 points 3 months ago

Dammit, The Onion got me again. These headlines lately are too believable.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

I believed it at first

[-] j4p@lemm.ee 29 points 3 months ago

This seems less crazy than the things he'll actually say

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 22 points 3 months ago

the onion has been on fire recently.

[-] jwt@programming.dev 13 points 3 months ago

The length of time I've seen people commenting this, makes me think they mean 'recently' on a geological scale.

[-] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 22 points 3 months ago

Stop giving him ideas

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Ah fuck almost bit this onion.

[-] Nelots@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

Did it smell good? Might need to ban onions too.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Satire is dead.

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

The onion should really start hiring like crazy. They're about to start getting so much material that their staff will be totally overwhelmed.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

Well it would be bad if we began eating soap. Right?

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

Better than bleach... Right?

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago

I’m no scientist, but I think so.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

But if you only eat poison, the brain worms will starve

[-] spamellama@midwest.social 4 points 3 months ago

Watch out, he's coming for scented markers next

[-] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

I love eating Irish spring. tastes like Guinness.

[-] Entertainmeonly 2 points 3 months ago

You can't eat the marbles.

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