I don't know how, but I would still manage to lose this day one.
Because I will steal it from you
Every time a friend asks to "borrow" a lighter...
Those bastards would still take it.
When you light a little lighter, it becomes a little lighter
I get it!
dear god this is gold
No, this is concrete. Gold would've been even heavier.
What's heavier? A kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?
And now I need to make a 3D printed mold in a comfortable shape that can be used to easily cast concrete around a lighter.
Maybe a simple cylinder, with the lighter off center so it can easily be flicked?
Maybe I'll squish some play-doh around one and scan it and use that.
Whatever, it just needs to be too big to "accidentally" end up in someone's pocket.
back in the days of ubiquitous smoking, people had fancy table and desk lighters that were like this - heavy, large capacity, artsy things.
It's also gonna break your bong st some point.
Bric heavier
You can't spell enlightenment without lighten
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