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touhou themed rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 month ago by bbpolterGAYst to c/196
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[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago

I did some research and TouHou is a bullet hell game so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 month ago

so you gotta dodge knives while getting your dick sucked

But that's normal.?

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 15 points 1 month ago

So, like a normal BJ, then?

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

More like a woman surrounded by a thousand dicks and trying to dodge them without taking one in the mouth. Aka a normal day in the US now.

[-] bbpolterGAYst 1 points 1 month ago

did donald trump pass the Flying Penis Law already?

[-] Rozauhtuno 39 points 1 month ago

The one getting blowed plays the trumpet and/or shoots curving lasers.

Obviously.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I had to have an operation for that

[-] lime@feddit.nu 31 points 1 month ago

it's when you dodge all the shots

[-] bunnyBoy@pawb.social 13 points 1 month ago

Cumshot graze bonus

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Like dark souls?

[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

So same as a regular one but wearing a mob cap or something?

[-] teije9 10 points 1 month ago

you have to dodge orange balls while doing it

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

I hope whoever cropped the response off steps on a Lego.

[-] Commiunism@beehaw.org 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Love Covered "Master Spark"

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 1 month ago
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