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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

"is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours"

Fuck, is this why I'm on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn't Liberal Media(tm) converted me yet like I was promised it would!?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you're entirely straight.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

You would think, but I just don't have any taste in boys*

*except for monsters, I'd fuck a monster in an instant

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

You're a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn't work 🤦‍♀️

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Flying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Maybe you're neuroqueer? Autism? ADHD?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Recently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there's definitely that at least, lol

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Let me know if anything changes!

Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!!

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago

Love who you want to, and if said love relieves your nasal congestion, even better.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago

It certainly could be gay. And that's ok.

[-] altoids0 17 points 1 month ago

Friends with (health) benefits

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

friends with insurance (insuring each other it's not gay bro)

[-] Alice@beehaw.org 10 points 1 month ago

Shen is constantly playing gay (and trans) chicken with himself. If he's actually cishet he might be the second man in the world who had to come out as such.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] sag@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago
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