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[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 62 points 4 months ago

"is it homosexual to be alert in normal daylight hours"

Fuck, is this why I'm on vampire hours all the goddamn time? Being straight sucks. Why hasn't Liberal Media(tm) converted me yet like I was promised it would!?

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

Given your behavior on this instance, I have a hard time believing you're entirely straight.

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

You would think, but I just don't have any taste in boys*

*except for monsters, I'd fuck a monster in an instant

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

You're a cis dude? My gaydar straight up doesn't work 🤦‍♀️

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Flying under the gaydar. In your defense, my mother suspected I was gay for the longest time. XD

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Maybe you're neuroqueer? Autism? ADHD?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Recently was diagnosed with ADHD, so there's definitely that at least, lol

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Let me know if anything changes!

Or if you get corrupted by the woke agenda!!!!

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