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Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

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[-] Not2Dopey@sh.itjust.works 187 points 3 months ago
[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 38 points 3 months ago

Throw that up in polictal humor if you haven't already.

That's funny

[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 months ago

This should be a top level post. 😂

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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 160 points 3 months ago

I never want to hear about Donald Trump again.

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 96 points 3 months ago

I would l like to hear about him one more time, while reading his obituary.

[-] SkyNTP@lemmy.ml 48 points 3 months ago

That's too kind. I'd like to read about him in an orange jump suit.

[-] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 months ago

I can’t mention what I’d like to read in his obit on this instance. But you are right, I guess I’d like to read about him twice. First his long term incarceration, followed by his obituary.

As an aside, everyone’s always mentioning the whole “herp derp how you gonna put a former president in jail with secret service detail?”. When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth. Imagine, Trump in solitary confinement, not allowed to speak to any other inmates, any of the MPs, or even aloud to himself. God damn I’d relish knowing how miserable he’d be in there.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

When that fuckhead gets incarcerated I want him sent to the military wing of Leavenworth.

I'm with you. That's the clear solution, and it's frustrating how many people overlook it!

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[-] billiam0202@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

-Man who died before Donald Trump was born.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I wouldn’t even read his obituary, fuck his memory

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[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 125 points 3 months ago

Another symptom of sundowning is the lack of inhibition.

Just sayin'.

Vote or Peter Thiel will be running our country.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Thiel and Musk, emerald and uranium mine heirs. So relatable.

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[-] MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works 59 points 3 months ago

I thought it was satire. This is real? Wtf

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago

Yep. It’s real.

Apparently he was whining about his mic not working so he made the only logical choice that he is capable of in a situation where he needs something from something far more cerebral than he is….

Just ask Putin.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

You're being too kind. On top of the whining, he was relentlessly berating his backstage crew calling them stupid and openly saying things like no wonder he doesn't pay his contractors for petty things like this. What an irritable assclown.

[-] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 55 points 3 months ago

Republicans sucking dick and shoving dildos up their asses to own the libz.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

What Locktober and NNN do to a mf

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 months ago

Way too natural. I can tell he's done this many times before.

This is the candidate that is winning over Christian and elderly voters in droves.

I'd call him Satan, but Satan is believed to be wise.

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[-] ori@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago

I need this as a video clip for reasons

[-] Severalkittens@lemmy.world 111 points 3 months ago
[-] toothpaste_sandwich@feddit.nl 76 points 3 months ago

It's worse than I imagined, thank you.

[-] niucllos@lemm.ee 54 points 3 months ago

Oh God, I was imagining one of his weird motions that sort of looks like a hand job but isn't supposed to, but yeah this is super deliberate.

[-] macarthur_park@lemmy.world 52 points 3 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago

I wonder if Fox News will comment that this might be unpresidential? Maybe it is even on the level of tan suits and coffee salutes.

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[-] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 25 points 3 months ago

Another example of real life stranger than fiction.

There are people voting for this creepy criminal. It's mind boggling.

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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 27 points 3 months ago

His parents would be so proud of him. His mom and dad both came from a long line of proud cock suckers. If only Donnie had found his gift earlier.

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

That and the playing of the YMCA song feels like he's trying to tell us something

[-] KinglyWeevil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 months ago

We've devolved past Idiocracy

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

He's like a dancing bear. He will do ANYTHING he thinks will please his disciples. It's come down to, look at me. I'm funny and interesting. You'll love me over these normal people that ruin everything.

[-] TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz 19 points 3 months ago
[-] Bdtrngl@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Learned everything he knows from Nancy Reagan.

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 18 points 3 months ago

so much (pseudo-fellatio) winning!

this is the republicans best choice folks!

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Most effective choice. Throw enough shit and everyone looks dirty. That's his only goal.

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[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

This is him showing off to putin

[-] Coach@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Jesus H. Christ 🤦‍♂️

[-] subignition@fedia.io 13 points 3 months ago

Must be reliving his memories with Epstein

[-] takeda@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Epstein was just providing underage girls, those must be memories from Moscow.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 13 points 3 months ago

…………………. ^(quietly) what the fuck^

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

I don't really give a fuck to be honest. Him doing something funny is pretty inconsequential to the potential end of US Democracy and dissolution of NATO.

[-] prole 11 points 3 months ago

Yeah. I haven't found any of this funny for several years.

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

He wants to win the erection

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He is signalling the Russians again.

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