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[-] Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world 76 points 3 weeks ago

At this point stuff like this isn't oniony anymore, just trump supporters being trump supporters.

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 29 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah. It's the kind of headline that I want to shock me, but it's just becoming a dreadful background noise.

[-] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Remember when Trump had daily Covid announcements or when he was still on Twitter? Pretty much everything he did or said was so absurd that cracking jokes about it became a serious challenge. How do you come up with a fictional scenario that is more over the top than actual reality.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's how it works.

The first day you go to work in a sewer the stench is overwhelming. By the sixth week you can eat lunch next to your work station.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Irony died circa 2016.

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago

Well I mean, as far as idols go, he's about as false as they come.

[-] Goldholz 32 points 3 weeks ago
  1. Law in christianity: "have no god besides me"

Well they all going to hell

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, they've already accepted Jesus Christ as their savior. That's basically their get out of jail free card. It's why a lot of them are horrible vile hateful people.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Some of them are Catholics and Catholics don’t subscribe to sola fide, well, it’s against their stated religion, I’ve met plenty who do

[-] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 27 points 3 weeks ago

Don't they remember what is said in the Ten Commandments? “I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. You shall have no other gods before Me."

Of course if they are the megachurch type of Christians, their only real god is money.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Oh that's an easy dodge. A lot of these people think Trump is either a prophet of the Lord, a devout agent (think David or Solomon), or Jesus Christ Himself.

Let's go to the part where he gives away everything to those less fortunate please.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

It's a stupid religion and belief system.

This is just another example of why.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

It's right there in the ten commandments, which I'd like to remind you has other legit bangers that still work in these modern times like "thou shalt not kill" :

Exodus 20:3-5 King James Version

3 Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4 Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

[-] shylosx@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

What's funny is the decalogue is likely borrowed from what is commonly called the "ritual commandments" of Exodus 34, which are explicitly stated to be the 10 commandments in the Hebrew Bible (despite tradition calling the decalogue the 10 commandments) and includes such bangers as "sacrifice your firstborn son" and "in fact make lots of sacrifices to me"

[-] riskable@programming.dev 19 points 3 weeks ago

There's no easier lie for a politician than piety.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

The guy is famous for raping a pornstar while married. It would certainly be easy to not do such a thing and then tell people you're pious. But the guy is practically screaming at his followers that he's satan himself and they still want to believe the lie...

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 15 points 3 weeks ago

It doesn’t matter how awful he is. They only see that he's a great tool for creating a white evangelical theocracy. They’d act this way for Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Dahmer, or (insert awful person here).

[-] Rakonat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

How did that whole revelations anti-christ thing go again? /S

[-] Carrolade@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

“We are the last bit of a republic, of the free world,”

Worlds a big place, lady.

[-] Kalysta@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago

They need to lose their tax exempt status.

[-] knatschus@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Did he grab the pastor by the cooch?

[-] SattaRIP 4 points 3 weeks ago

They clearly haven't smelled him.

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