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[-] Flatfire@lemmy.ca 195 points 1 month ago

Frankly, I don't have a problem with anyone who uses linux, I do too. I just get tired of the same stupid circlejerks that paint it as some kind of perfect alternative to existing mainstays. I like it, you like it, Lemmy is a deeply nerdy subsect of diehard FOSS ideologies and the power of the personal computer. But dear god is it kind of insufferable at times when it's preaching to converts, and I imagine even less pleasant for those who just don't have a desire to care.

[-] burgersc12@mander.xyz 44 points 1 month ago

Hear ye, Hear ye! The local Linux preacher approaches! Hide all those whom value thou sanity!!

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 28 points 1 month ago

Second.

That blue screen of death post which recently said that Windows users live in fear of losing everything was a perfect example. As is this bullshit shower thought.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

On the other hand, my only remaining Windows machine routinely bluescreens with 0xDEADDEAD, which is never supposed to happen (it's a test code, for a deliberately initiated crash).

I think the last time I got a kernel panic on a Linux machine was 2011, and it was an mp3 player that was definitely not designed to run Linux.

[-] ApollosArrow@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I will say there were times I wanted to ask certain questions, and was sure I would just be met with multiple “switch to linux” responses. I just used google to try and find answers on Reddit.

[-] Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 month ago

Microsoft makes stupid decision for Windows = There's always someone writing up paragraphs of how they switched to Linux via Mint, like they're about to convert swathes of people to do the same. Insert meme where Obama is giving himself a medal.

[-] Joeffect@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

You know, I did it. I finally took the leap, ditched Windows, and installed Linux Mint. And honestly? I can’t believe I didn’t do it sooner. I mean, who knew freedom from updates that hijack your work in the middle of a call could feel this good? It’s like discovering this secret, ultra-customizable paradise where I’m the one in control.

And the best part? It was way easier than I expected. No complicated coding, no hidden hoops—just a few clicks, a couple of quick installs, and bam: a smooth, speedy system that’s totally mine. I feel like Neo breaking free from the Matrix! Now I just want to shout it from the rooftops, like, why isn’t everyone doing this? Windows users could be liberated! Free from the reign of random reboots and endless notifications.

I’m telling you, if you’re still on Windows, come on over to the Mint side. We have stability, speed, and a whole lot of satisfaction. The world needs to know!

[-] Klear@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Aw shit, here we go again...

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 98 points 1 month ago

I like Linux. I like Linux users. I don't like people who think Linux is the only viable OS to use, though. That's just obnoxious and exhausting.

[-] msage@programming.dev 36 points 1 month ago

So theres BSD, truth.

[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago

WRONG Arch is the only right distro

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[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 71 points 1 month ago

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 63 points 1 month ago

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

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[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 47 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?

[-] Shard@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
"Stallman's Sluts and Torvalds' Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks."

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[-] kittenzrulz123 35 points 1 month ago

Yeah, who knew an open source platform would be used by open source enthusiasts?

[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

Coming on Lemmy and complaining in ShowerThoughts that there are too many Lemmy users complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookers

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[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

Can I complain there are not enough Linux users?

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Yes that was always allowed

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If every prostitute approached you and had to tell you how much better she is at something than your current SO/wife, you should ditch your SO in favor of prostitutes, even though you’re not there for service.

Then it would be like Lemmy.

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[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 30 points 1 month ago

Really I'm just disappointed in the lack of blackjack here.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

It's contagious. I caught the Linux over the weekend. It's the Kubuntu strain of the disease, so I think it's a mild case. But there's always a risk it can spread to full-blown Arch.

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[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 month ago

I run both. everyone hates me :')

[-] Im_old@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

You run Linux in a brothel?

[-] lath@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

He runs a brothel on Linux.

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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago

More like a bar with too many drunk people. It is understandable that they are there and its also expected that there are sober people there but it gets annoying when the drunk people keep spilling alcohol on you. Tho i dont its it that bad.

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[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Lol still trying to decide if the linuxsucks community is entirely genuine.

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I don't understand why anybody would complain about that. It's like complaining that too many people wear jeans.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 27 points 1 month ago

Maybe because jeans wearers don't spam up every thread about clothing with "JUST WEAR JEANS!"

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[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Because any post can be turned into a Linux post here.

[-] Svengarlic@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

Much like how Linux can be run on anything!

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[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Hey! Hookers are street working girls.

You find whores at brothels.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Who are you so wise in the ways of sex workers?

And escorts?

[-] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

I can't believe my sleep addled brain read this as "e-scorts" like it was some new gaming thing.

[-] greybeard@lemmy.one 15 points 1 month ago

Careful, some tech bro will take that and get a billion dollars in venture capital for "eScorts: Uber for hookers".

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[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I don't care that Linux is talked about here. It's just insufferable having people commenting with this superior attitude about it making it seem like the second coming. It's just as bad as aggressive vegans and cryptobros.

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 month ago

Hope you like your new saviour, Crappy AI Generated Arch Jesus!

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[-] hogmomma@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don't care how many people use it, but it seems to pop up (unwarranted) in darned near every sub I'm in. Enjoying something is fine, but it's best to not let any single thing become your identity or define you as a person.

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[-] urfavlaura@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago

momma I'm a hooker :D

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

if only those people had seen reddit in the really early days

[-] fixmycode@feddit.cl 15 points 1 month ago

like, how many Star Trek communities do you need, right?

[-] boreengreen@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

GNU\Linux awareness is a good thing for everyone! If everone was aware; we would have better alternatives across the board.

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[-] Shard@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I knew all those Linux users were dirty sluts.

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago
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