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[-] Zier@fedia.io 63 points 1 month ago

Why are all the hookers using linux??? What is happening!!!!

[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 month ago

Heya honey, looking for a good time? I use Arch btw.

[-] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Because they are wise in the ways of the world.

[-] Grenfur@lemmy.one 7 points 1 month ago

As long as both remain free and open source I'll allow it.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Let's be honest, that sounds like heaven.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If hookers could talk Linux to me, or even better, help me resolve my fucking display issue, I'd be giving them money hand over fist.

Literally

And figuratively

#SexWorkIsRealWork

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Heck, I'd probably be a repeat customer and have them help me rice my Linux install.

Who's got time for sex when there's ricing to be done!

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

You can do both. A fresh install and sex take about the same amount of time.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

Look at Mr. I Can Last 20 Minutes over here.

Bragger

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

Some of us still have Hard Drives. O_o

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

If your installation process lasts for more than four hours, better consult your disk doctor.

[-] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

If all else fails, you might have to resort to the double dd to recover from a failing disk!

[-] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

If you need help, I saw a fucking display in Amsterdam one time and could give you some pointers.

[-] onionsinmypores@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I love how this entire comment chain went lol

[-] Zier@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

The Fediverse is so fun!!!

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Even Hookers need scheduling and accounting.

this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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