Aloud.
Maybe she should try more quietly.
I like how they censor the "C" in dick so it's just "DIK"
I found that funnier than the whole rest of it lol
pissing all by yourself, handsome?
Tried this once, wife's aim was terrible. Was years ago, may try again at some point XD
To be fair to your wife, we have been practicing with it since we were toddlers.
Still a better love story than twilight.
my prostate would switch to happy mode and probably wouldn't be able to pee
It's difficult but not impossible
Hard Mode
The competition is stiff.
You woodn't think it's possible
You can cheat by doing it right after ejaculation.
Reminds me of the almighty Hippopotamus doing the helicopter with his tail while taking a dump. Shit hits the fan. Shits supergreen too. When I see a pond full of algae I am careful, hippo might be closeby...
And the funny thing is, as over the top satirical as you're being, it's not actually bad advice. More people die from hippo attacks than sharks or alligators.
Hippos are big dumb assholes, but they are POWERFULL!!!! You don't fuck with hippos, you don't fuck with moose, and you don't fuck with polar bears.
You know that phrase about bears? If it's it's brown, lay down. If it's black, fight back."? Well hippos have a phrase too.
"If it's a hippo, fuck you!"
Luckily we only have the tardigrades where I am from, those microscopic bears.
A great shitpost about pee ... beautifully done ... now I gotta go pee ... by myself ... with no one holding my pee pee .. so they don't do a helicopter while I pee
You can hold it and copter yourself
aloud
That's quite the sound
His flacid dick is big enough for her to hold?
My wife asked for this. Lol
I've definitely let my wife write her name.
I think I'm gonna just cut out my eyes
Why tho? That was such a tame post
Melon baller
I do this alone for fun.
Stay back, cum walls. This is a piss ceiling house.
Who let this 11 year old get married? Who let this child hold their husband’s member?
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