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Meme tax, r(ule)ant below (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by Dave2 to c/196

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Isn't it so stupid that I get lonely even when I spend majority of my day socialising? I spoke to around 20 people yesterday and I still felt so lonely, like the way a rat who hasn't been fed in years (2 days) would jump at food, I feel like jumping to conversations. God this is so stupid.. (speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?)

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[-] ToastedPlanet 30 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I had a dream once where I tried to help a friend do that. His left hand got ripped off in the machine we were building to kill god.

edit: then the machine exploded in our faces

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[-] Dave2 12 points 4 weeks ago

This time we gonna get a proper beatdown, rush in and gang up on him. Flawless strategy.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

[-] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 weeks ago

What I've felt is that quality trumps quantity. I could be talking to dozens of people and still feel unsatisfied, but then hang out with that one special person and then feel content for a long time.

[-] eldain@feddit.nl 11 points 4 weeks ago

Can confirm. Deep connections recharge more than shallow ones. Get multiple special people into your life, one is not enough.

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I have threeish all are busier than me…

[-] H4rdStyl3z 19 points 4 weeks ago

Jump as in kick God's ass? Because I'm definitely up for that!

[-] Dave2 7 points 4 weeks ago

What else could we do? (Seriously, what else does jump mean??)

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Musk asked this before going on stage at the Trump rally.

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 5 points 4 weeks ago

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jump

[-] Dave2 8 points 4 weeks ago

"to copulate with" wtf, who made this shit up?? The Brits?

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Never heard someone say "I'd like to jump his/her bones"? It's more rare now but it was a thing.

[-] Dave2 2 points 4 weeks ago

Could you tell me where you heard it so I can avoid that hellhole? thanks.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Well I suppose I heard it in the old 1990s. Ya see yanglinn, there was a time afore the 'net.

[-] H4rdStyl3z 2 points 4 weeks ago

[-] Dave2 2 points 3 weeks ago

God I see it now, there is a jump button (red circles were helpful???). Does Lemmy send men after you if somebody clicks it?

[-] H4rdStyl3z 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

One can only hope.

(yeah I should have included a red circle or arrow but I had a big helping of dumbfuck juice that day apparently)

[-] Rozauhtuno 15 points 4 weeks ago

speaking of god, how many of you would jump god with me?

I knew all the JRPGs I played would come useful someday, I'm in. Motherfucker's so dead

[-] benignintervention@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

I'll fight God with you

[-] Dave2 10 points 4 weeks ago

Thank you benign.. intervention *suspicious eyes*

[-] benignintervention@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

It's an average, I've got some leeway... And this time it's personal

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Wait, whose god?

[-] Dave2 13 points 4 weeks ago

Does it matter? Come along, we will find yours at some point.

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

I don't have a god... Wait, Buffalo Wild Wings?

[-] Dave2 13 points 4 weeks ago

We'll smash those too

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

God sends his semen to shy awkward virgins for some reason

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Oh because boundary pushers are great at seeing that you’re shy

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