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[-] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 points 15 hours ago

I was 12 back then, now I'm 20, for me, that's an eternity, and I always had found crazy that for other people is nothing but a blink of an eye.q

[-] BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Wait until you’re 30

[-] WhyFlip@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Dweeb lords stuck in prior years.

[-] Thyrian@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 day ago

Wake me up when September ends.

[-] Zenjal@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"so, it all started with this fuckin gorilla..."

[-] degen@midwest.social 27 points 1 day ago

I'm a proponent of the theory that the weasel in the LHC is what opened the rift

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

LHC is definitely the cause. Harambe was just a symptom.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 13 points 1 day ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Wait, are you asking me to play really good basketball? Or expose just the one testicle?

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago
[-] swag_money@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

2019 was the year time stopped for me. anything prior to that year was the "before times"

[-] Taalnazi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

2017 for me if we go by having processed that year..,

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I mean Mario Galaxy was just released yesterday and that was in 2007 It couldn’t be that soon.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

The one on the Wii? No way

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

2016? That's ancient history. 2020-2022 still holding me back. 2024 still feels new.

[-] Tixanou@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Hey, watch out for that Adolph Hitler fella! I hear he's a bad egg!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Too early for jokes about that

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago
[-] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I only know because I saw it in another meme.

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago
[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Two months and eight days 🙃

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ngl I legitimately forgot it's October and not still September

[-] alekwithak@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

~~2013~~ ~~2012~~ 2011*

[-] Zess@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Do people still think this joke is funny

[-] Kushan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

It's not a joke.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Yes. Yes we do. Because it is.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 8 points 1 day ago

People who don't take themselves seriously do.

[-] 10_0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yes, because trump isn't in jail yet, hopefully when he flees to Russia the military will shoot him down.

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