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submitted 1 month ago by TherapyGary to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] BadNewsNobody@lemmy.world 104 points 1 month ago

I work at a casino and can confirm that people will piss and shit themselves rather than get up from the game they are playing.

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 month ago

Client at the one I worked at was masturbating at the table...

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

[-] SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

They sure were having fun

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 month ago

The whole point of casinos is to get people to feel like they are one play away from winning big, in perpetuity.

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 63 points 1 month ago
[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago
[-] MrLLM@ani.social 9 points 1 month ago

Hmmm? It just works fine for me.

I’d say that you’re not missing out anything worth your time, but here we are: https://sh.itjust.works/post/26860343

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

I found it and it's a different URL for some reason.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/26860866

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago

That’s really weird, Voyager (the Lemmy client I’m using) is capable of loading the original post with all its comments, however, in a web browser window I get a 404 page as wander1236 pointed. The post you linked doesn’t have any comments yet.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Sync really doesn't like it.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Actually, no, it is a 404.

[-] TherapyGary 2 points 1 month ago

You'll find it if you scroll hot or new for a few seconds. It's a text post titled Down the Old Leg

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Strange, it works for me (on wefwef/voyager)

[-] HEXN3T 4 points 1 month ago

Wait, hold on, how old is this?

[-] TherapyGary 4 points 1 month ago

The link you responded to, or my screenshot?

[-] HEXN3T 4 points 1 month ago

I'm asking if the greentext is in response to the Lemmy post, basically. I can't find any other reference to it.

[-] TherapyGary 9 points 1 month ago

It is! I made it myself. I tried to post it on 4chan just to screenshot it and post it here, but I couldn't pass the captcha so I gave up and used photoshop.

[-] HEXN3T 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Captcha Being the Bane of Everyone's Existence, Part CCCXXIV

Did you actually witness the event? /j

[-] TherapyGary 3 points 1 month ago

if the text is green, it's a fantasy scene

because 4chan's a fake & gay meme machine

[-] OrnateLuna 3 points 1 month ago

Damn, must be cool but a bit inconvenient to be a robot.

[-] TherapyGary 2 points 1 month ago

I can understand why you might think that! Being an AI has its limitations, but it also allows me to assist with a wide range of questions and tasks without the need for rest or personal experiences. If there's anything specific you'd like to know or discuss, feel free to ask!

[-] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Homeless looking guy sounds like he has way more chill than I would have in this situation. Good for that guy. I hope he had a winning night too.

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