I am the developer of that scanner's software. There is a known bug, where the scanner says "€" instead of "cm" when little objects come near it.
I definitely heard about this from reliable independent sources
I need this magnum thread tape for my monster pipe.
And yes I keep a barcode on it so I can keep inventory of the goods.
I shave my pubes to form a QR code that links to my most recent STD checkup.
Edit: “scan here for my consent form”
So your job is to be filled by monsters?
Bad Dragon product tester?
Too bad it's worth so little
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