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[-] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 18 points 21 hours ago

Stop buying ink based printers and buy a cheap laser.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago

Not so fun fact, printer ink is dirt cheap to produce but they sell it at insane prices cause capitalism. Get laser or one of those refillable ones instead.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

Yes. The logo is at the top. They always put their logo on their fake products.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

It would literally be cheaper to fill them with human blood.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago

Please don't give HP ideas.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 day ago

How do you think they get red ink already? Those unpaid interns got to be useful somehow

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I'm not sure I want to know how they get yellow.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

I must not tell lies

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

I don't doubt that printer ink costs more than human blood, but I'm not sure if I trust the accuracy of a chart that misspells penicillin.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 18 hours ago

Haha good point

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 points 20 hours ago

...look, they could either drop a redundant L or add another hyphen: i fully support their choice, although in my opinion a better solution would be to reformat 3M PF-5030 and avoid hyphenating either entry...

^(bottom-up^ ^formatting^ ^kills^ ^the^ ^viability^ ^of^ ^vertical^ ^text^ ^for^ ^this^ ^graphic)^

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 3 points 23 hours ago

I do agree - this is a reference from Harry Potter where he literally was forced to use his own blood instead of ink to write

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The printer ink donation bus is coming!

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

First, why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Is looking at things that are not a stellar body bright for the sun?

Second, what is happening with the sun's eyes? Is the sun drunk? Did it join a fight club?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

He's not wearing them for him .... he's wearing them for you

[-] thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago

Dude, they're literally called "sun glasses", they're made for him!

[-] friendlymessage@feddit.org 6 points 1 day ago

It's looking at you and your stellar body

[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

Stellar bodies would be more accurately called spheroids. And there is no direction in space. So the best we could say is that he's nondirectional as spheroids.

But he's tripping balls.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Reference from Terran normal. Height = min distance from surface of terra. Now whether we’re averaging times or looking at a snapshot, that is the question that should be answered in the framing of any question of height, else average be assumed as default.

Please don’t let my astronomer friend see this. She’ll judge engineers even harder than scientists already do.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

To be real for a second, ecotanks are great.

Fuck cartridges, get a product that doesn't lock you down to using a fucking DRM chip to say your ink is legit.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Does it come with a printer that doesn't break just by looking the wrong way at it? Will it not immediately dry up?

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Fish@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago

No, this won't work. Soy sauce is too thin, so what you need is soy concentrate. If you can't find it online then just Venmo me $20 and I can send you some.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

Ahh you're not gonna get me this time Soy Sauce Salsmen! Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, can't fool me again!

[-] mcmacker4@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 1 day ago

Ahh, good to know, cheers!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Sell this in asian speaking regions, and I bet you make bank.....for about a month.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

What if I don't know anyone who speaks asian?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I can speak Asian. Watch:

"The following peoples can be considered amongst those described as Asian: Chinese, Japanese, Thai, Lao, Vietnamese, Korean, Malaysian, Indonesian, Indian, Pakistani, Mongolian, Nepali, Saudi, Iranian, Iraqi, Palestinian..."

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Uhhhhhh........google translate?

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Google says asian is not a language.

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