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[-] cyberfae@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago

Just under the article was a video about how they also banned music. With all these strict, bizarre rules, I wonder what you are allowed to do there besides stare at the wall.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Read the holy book, pray and work. What else would you even need, unless you're an infidel?

Muhammad, bring the stones!

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 9 months ago

Praying is a little bit like music though... Now that I think of it, breathing has this weird rhythmic quality. Maybe ban it plz?

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 4 points 9 months ago

I mean it's bizarre to us. But many followers of Islam do not condone images of living (often specifically sentient) beings. As with all things religious this is of course adhered to, from every possible extreme and sometimes not at all.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 25 points 9 months ago

Very sensible, thank you. I've seen a picture of a flower today, I'm still shaking. Witchcraft!

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Dictators and twisting/misinterpreting religious texts; name a more iconic duo.

[-] ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Banning is easy. Actually formulating policies to handle geopolitics and develop the socioeconomy of a country is hard.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of that Vice article about the Taliban being disillusioned by all the "office work" involved in running the country after they retook Afghanistan. It was almost laughable. Like a dog that caught the car only to discover that it wanted the chase more than the car itself.

[-] DMerald@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 months ago

This is my favorite line from Hamilton.

[-] Naich@lemmings.world 17 points 9 months ago

At some point it's just going to be easier to ban everything.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 68 points 9 months ago

Well, they're not called the Tali-permit

[-] weariedfae@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

*slow clap*

[-] TheBlue22 15 points 9 months ago

Let's provide them with graphic images of their dead dictators, they aren't living, are they

[-] Voltage@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Are images of anime girls allowed?

[-] Blazingtransfem98@discuss.online 4 points 9 months ago

Probably not, also many animes have themes they probably don't like.

[-] Voltage@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

It sucks that the people of Afghanistan wouldn’t be able to watch Kill La Kill.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 4 points 9 months ago

They like harem isekai.

[-] BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Come Mr Taliban, tally me banana.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 8 points 9 months ago

You took a photo of a wall, but there's a little bit of grass showing in the corner. Off with your head!

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 6 points 9 months ago

Don't forget all the microorganisms you will be accidentally photographing!

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Does that include mud flaps??

this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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