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submitted 2 months ago by frazorth@feddit.uk to c/unitedkingdom@feddit.uk

Metal replica conker found in pocket of David Jakins AKA King Conker, first-time winner after competing since 1977

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[-] chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

He's about to have a real bad fur day

[-] frazorth@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“Allegations of foul play have been received that somehow King Conker swapped his real conker for the metal one later found in his pocket.

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There are also suggestions that King Conker had marked the strings of harder nuts. We can confirm he was involved in drilling and lacing the nuts before the event.

The metal conker is suspicious, however to them start going around and making other random claims makes you sound like a sore loser.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

No scandal will top this in 2024. We have peaked.

[-] ogeist@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

That's nuts!

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

That’s just not cricket!

[-] GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

You'd need steel chestnuts to even attempt such a thing!

[-] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] frazorth@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

Horse chestnut.

He's been waiting longer than ash to win but he became team rocket to do it

this post was submitted on 15 Oct 2024
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