It's a cult!

I don't know if it was always like this, like pre internet, but I remember when I first started hearing people concerning themselves with the profitability of corporations online.

It was somewhere around the start of the eternal September (I was one of the unwashed tech illiterate masses), and I witnessed people having the most furious debates about video game company / console profitability, and it just never ended.

I wonder if it was just my first encounter to seeing so many Americans in one (virtual) place, or if it was the latent tribalism of the internet, or just nerds having fun crunching their nerd numbers. But I still see way too much of it.

It has got better in some of the chiller places on the internet, though. Which are about the only places I frequent.

Curious to hear other people's perspectives on this kind of parasocial relationship with corps / brands.

Elon Cucks

Nawww, look at him sitting there sulking like a widdle Baby, are you upset because nobody think your truck you paid extra for is cool?

Rivian is still a better pic smh my head

cradle the balls...stroke the shaft...work the pipe...swallow the gravy

-- https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1200494

sarcasm? this can't be a serious post!

He's simping hard

Glazing at it's finest

parasocial

It’s true, the cybertruck is an amazing product. It’s frankly unbelievable that that thing actually exists, can move (generally speaking) and even has people who like its exterior as “beautiful”.

Amazing, really.