I remember when Elon used to look like this
Simping hard for the guy who will give him a tax break that he absolutely doesn't need.
My feeling is he's looking to avoid future legal troubles and who is best to make those go away...
Buddy in crime
A friend in greed.
Elon: “I have a dad now!”
Trump: “Somebody call security on this freak!”
Edit: Maybe Trump is downplaying his weirdness by using Elon as a sideshow freak.
Is that really Elon?? What the fuck happened?
The media only seem to post pictures of him from 10 years ago.
Trump: "Jump!"
Musk: "How high?"
Trump: "Get as high as you can!"
Musk: "I am already as high as I can, I wanted to know how high I should jump!"
Sadly, I think it's Musk doing the commanding. Knowing as much as I do about Musk's philosophy, that's not a good thing. If Trump wasn't fascist enough, Musk certainly isn't going to help.
I have no doubt they are empowering each other in a sick feedback loop.
I had a friend that was always into guns but was normal about it. Then he started hanging out with this other gun guy. Within a couple years they were both psycho gun nuts. He started sleeping with a loaded the gun under his pillow. Even though he had a five year old son. To quote "He isn't strong enough to cycle the slide so it's ok ..."
I noped out of the friendship after that.
Sleeping with a loaded gun under the pillow. If somebody wants to kill you, and is in your bedroom while you're sleeping, then you're going to wake up to a bullet going through your brain, before you go back to sleep permanently. A gun under the pillow doesn't even make sense in the gun nuts paranoid delusions.
Remember when Elon came on stage to booing?
https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/12/business/elon-musk-booed-dave-chappelle/index.html
Elon Musk is what happens when that middle school kid that says shit like "How fortuitous" gets money.
is that old lesbian growing a beard?
who the fuck is that?
edit: just saw where I am. Jesus, he's really let himself go...
"... He is right behind me isn't he?"
Is that the new single-use Tezla Bullet Shield? I like it.
Made from 100% Cybertruck glass.
https://www.solidsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/cybertruck-armor-glass-fail-01.gif
Aww, he let that mentally challenged man in the MAGA hat jump on the stage.
This is so weird... Real reminds me of Theresa May's dancing on stage in the UK.
elon is the beta-est cuck of all time
I'm scared to ask for context. I know who they are, but....
Yesterday, Trump had a rally at the place he got shot.
He brought out Elon to make a speech, and Elon came out jumping like in OP and gave a speech a child would come up with. Dude is literally a 12 year old in a 50 year old body. Also:
People did leave early
The funniest possible thing didn't happen.
Was wondering why this is on musk spam and who this guy is... Still having a hard time recognising the cunt in this pic.
Just found out that was elon lmao
May as well roll on ketamine at the trump rally?
Ketamine doesn't allow you to jump like. That's unbridled love for fascism right there.
That the face he makes when bouncing on his boy’s dick?
Shaved cunt or not, always a pussy.
🍊🤡
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