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checkmate (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by Chill_Dan@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 59 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah? Explain this, flat earthers!

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 month ago

That image is illegal sir

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Actually not level, the right side is slightly higher

Round earth prevails again, even in the face of another round earther! Take THAT you heathen!

[-] bizarroland@fedia.io 20 points 1 month ago

Anything is level if your level is small enough

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

my two cents are, for what it's worth,

that no-one really believes in a flat earth.

they just revel in creating dissension

and crave all the ensuing attention,

so let's let it remain in that realm of mirth.

Nah.

So about 8 years ago I’d never heard of such a thing as flat earth and I’m out with a friend getting twisted up and he says he has a gaff we can go to and he can sell a bit of coke and we can get sniffed up there too.

We get to this shitty flat (not judging I’ve lived in shitty pads and after all we are getting fucked up so can’t judge) and there I meet quite possibly the most intellectually challenged 3 people I’ve ever met (again I’m not genius but I do like to think I have critical thought).

This one girl starts chatting to me about flat earth, not in a way just to be different, but genuinely believed it. Imagine my face when I’m like this can’t be happening, and start to question why it is flat which they can’t really articulate and I just wanted the world to end to get me out of this conversation.

Point being stupid people exist and will believe this shit. Even if the most prominent people are doing it for a grift.

[-] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Nope - I've known true believers - while contrarianism is a big motivator, the beliefs are sincere... and from that level of conspiracism, it's a short walk to Nazism.

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!

E: REALITY IS POISON

[-] ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Now that's ground level!

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

Actually can happen if the little ampule is misaligned in the housing. Easy to test for, turn the level around, if it reads level one way but not another it's not a good level. Relatedly: Don't buy spirit levels or measuring tools at Harbor Freight.

[-] mattd@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Maybe all the bubbles are wrong

[-] urda@lebowski.social 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Seems like a level headed maneuver.

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