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[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 86 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Step 1: clean out the lint from the charging port

Step 2: make sure you actually got all the lint out and there isn't any hiding to the side.

~~The sim ejector pin that used to come with phones can sometimes just barely fit between the center blade and connector housing. Otherwise a paperclip with a slight hook bent into the end can work well.~~ Flosspicks work well to dig out the lint.

Also consider getting a wireless charger for nightly charging if your phone supports it.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 54 points 1 month ago

I prefer a toothpick. Wood won’t scratch the metal or cause a short, but it’s still stiff enough to scrape any lint that’s stuck. And lint sticks a bit to the toothpick, so that helps get it out.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago

Neither will the plastic of a floss pick. And the floss pick is narrower so there is much less risk of deforming the interior parts of the plug. Also, less risk of splinters.

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[-] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Toothpick is absolutely the best solution for this. 3d printed cleaning picks are also usable but aren't as strong in my experience

[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Sometimes the toothpick tapers too quickly though and I have break it or shave a bit off to make it fit all the way into the port

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The port on my old phone broke entirely but it still had wireless charging so I got three more years out of it. Then the display failed and since phones have switched to USB C I figured it was time to upgrade

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 6 points 1 month ago

time to upgrade

They fucking got ya. That's like a $30 repair and you just threw it in landfill and gave them another grand or more. Weaksauce.

[-] pumpkinseedoil@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Given that the phone didn't have USB-C that most likely means it was from like 2016, so it's fair to say that it's time to upgrade. Phones have gotten so much better since then, especially the cameras.

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[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Ouch. Why don't you remind them that their dog is dead as well. Really lay into them.

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Wireless charging WILL wear out your battery faster.

For longevity, use a slow wired charger. This will put the least thermal strain on the battery.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How exactly?

Also, my phone charges slower with a wireless charger.

Lots of hand wavy theories and generalizations in the answers below, some of them sound very convincing. None of them actually cite any sources or backup those theories with data.

Here's my own acedotal experience. I've put my phone down on a seemingly well designed wireless charging pad every night for almost 4 years and this phones battery has shown zero sign of deterioration that I can see. This is the first phone I've ever owned with wireless charging and also the first with a battery that hasn't given up the ghost in 2 years or less. The same pad also charges my smart watch every night, which doesn't even have any other option for charging.

Next they'll be telling you to avoid using cruise control on the highway because it will wear out the transmission. Use your phone as it was designed to be used and stop worrying.

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Magnetic charging loses some energy in the form of heat on both coils.

Technologies like MagSafe lessen the severity of energy loss via ensuring the coils allign, however there is still some energy lost in the form of heat.

This is just a limitation of electromagnetic induction.

It's a producer of heat placed right next to the battery.

This inefficiency also makes it take more energy to charge your battery. However, I would imagine it's a nominal amount.

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

That's an interesting theory. I'd like to see some numbers because I really doubt that this heating could be anywhere close to the many other kinds of heat produced through normal phone use. Especially considering that you're unlikely to be stressing the biggest sources of heat in your phone (the screen and the processor) while it's sitting in a wireless charging cradle. Also, the charging circuits certainly monitor and adjust for this kind of heat dissipation specifically and are able to control it far better than, for example, the sun hitting the screen or a warm pocket.

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[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The problem is heat, not charging speed. A wired charger heats the phone less than a wireless charger, and a slow charger heats it less than a fast one.

It's not like wireless charging will literally destroy your battery instantly, but it WILL do so faster than wired charging at the same speed.

You could offset the heat by charging even slower via wireless (easy with something that has a small battery to begin with, like a watch) but no matter what method is used, the one that runs the battery the coolest WILL last the longest, whether the difference is just one year out five, more, or less.

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[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago

A comment like this one saved me from giving up on my aging phone.

No matter how convinced you are you definitely cleaned it, there still could be a little bit more stuck in there.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Everyone raves about usb-c but despite my hating everything Apple, the lightning port's physical design is so much better.

Who thought putting a thin circuit board projection inside the port was a good idea?

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[-] uninvitedguest@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago

I switched over to magnetic charging cables a few years back, and would never look back. Keeps the port protected, protects against wear out, and the cables are now universal with Micro USB and lightning devices.

[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 points 1 month ago

I use the ones that add on to an existing cable, that way I'm not bound to one cable type. Snatched like 25 of them when they were $2 on AE.

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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago
[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

New cable was ineffective against bad port!

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Holup, is this real or fan art? When did they make Cable a twink?

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[-] lugal@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

German has a word for this: Wackelkontakt

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

There is a synth module designed specifically to replicate this effect for audio jacks:

https://bastl-instruments.com/eurorack/modules/wackel-kontakt

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[-] noduh@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

I hear a lot of people saying to clean the port and I agree. I've found with usb c it's often very difficult to find something thin enough, but I've found a staple to be surprisingly good at the job

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago
[-] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The sharp end of a safety pin did it for me

[-] hesdeadjim@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I use a disposable dental floss pick. The toothpick side is very narrow and no concern scratching too hard down in a port since it is plastic.

[-] telllos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The little pin that comes with phones to open the sim tray works well.

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Dry air can does the job pretty well too.

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[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago

I'm just looking at this picture of the Hulk wearing himself as a hat.

[-] zoostation@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

When we had real headphone jacks the phone lasted longer because you didn't use the same port for both audio and charging, wearing it out faster.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have had this happen so much more with USB-C than microUSB connectors. I think it's just a matter of how it locks in place. MicroUsb would very often (though not 100% of the time) have some prong like things on one side that held it in place better.

USB-C just kinda snaps over a tiny PCB and has room to wiggle around, which, at least in all the devices I've had break on me this way, the PCB itself becomes loose or even snaps off from constantly being flexed or jostled around by the cable.

They should put those little prong/wing things on the top and bottom (in a way that doesn't mess with the omnidirectional nature of the cable) of the metal oval to lessen this, IMO.

[-] ovalofsand@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Strange.. My experience has been the opposite of yours. I've actually not had a USB-c cable do this yet.

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[-] desktop_user 7 points 1 month ago

I have had multiple micro USB ports break, I have not yet encountered a broken USB C port.

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[-] Soup@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 month ago
[-] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Sadly funny, because everyone can relate at some point of their smartphone ownership.

[-] RedIce25@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

...did you try cleaning the port?

[-] Daerun@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A thin wooden toothpick (those rounded, not those flat), can do the job.

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[-] whyrat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Get a wireless charger. If your phone is less than ~6 years old it probably supports wireless charging. Can find them for as cheap as $10-15...

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I know that from microUSB but not from USB-C. You have dirt in it? Try to scoop it out with a paperclip.

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Flat wooden toothpick is safer and less likely to damage it

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I just used my new phone to take a picture of my old phones charging port, which worked only with some cables at certain angles, and, yeah... It's a horror show up in there

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

my phone charging port has been inoperable for years. wireless charging is the only thing keeping it alive

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

For me:

USB-B : always doing this rather quiclky

USB-C : never does this

What about you?

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